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  1. Summary

    When Magnus Bane, famous model-turned-fashion designer and beloved celebrity, meets NYC cop Alec Lightwood, sparks fly.

    Dating someone from an entirely contrasting world is never easy, however, and negotiating the ups and downs of their relationship is certainly never going to get dull.

    (Or: In which Magnus is a celebrity, Alec is his grumpy cop boyfriend, and sometimes, the world really hates them, even though they love each other to pieces.)

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  2. Summary

    In which Magnus and Alec confront the trials and tribulations of adolescence head-on, surrounded by the wonderful world of magic and ghosts and moving staircases in the form of Howarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.

    (Or: the Harry Potter AU that nobody asked for but we're indulging in)

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  5. Summary

    A collection of unrelated codas (and perhaps the occasional one-shot) that slot into canon. (AKA my self-indulgent collection of angsty and fluffy scenes that I feel the show is missing...)

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    Alec frowns at a point just over Magnus’ shoulder, and then his eyes widen. “Magnus… did your house plant just wave at me?”

    Magnus freezes. He whirls around and glares, hissing, “Figmund, you promised.”

    Figmund wiggles its leaves unrepentantly.

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    Chapters:
    5/5
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    30 Jul 2020

  2. Public Bookmark *

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    No one was paying any attention at all to Alec, so Alec kept paying attention to Magnus.

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    30 Jul 2020

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    It starts during their first fuck after “The Incident” as Magnus was calling it now. Alec had been hovering over him, effectively turning Magnus’ brain into mush when it happened. It wasn’t the sentence that Alec uttered out in the midst of the heat, but the way he looked at Magnus.

    Like he was something invaluable.

    Something worth saving.

    It scares Magnus because Alec looked like he sincerely meant that. And even more he fears that he might actually believe it himself.

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    29 Jul 2020

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    Magnus Bane lived by many rules. But one that he truly stuck by was to avoid working with shadowhunters at all costs. They always caused more trouble than they’re worth. Even if they were tall and smelled nice and had eyes that looked at you like you held the answers to all of life’s problems.

    Even then.

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    21 May 2020

  5. Public Bookmark 25

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    (Original Summary from FFN): Life in the limelight isn't always so sweet, and secrets are more closely guarded than ever. But if you look hard enough, in all the wrong places, you might find the love of your life, and a way to break free.

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    Chapters:
    12/50
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    Bookmarks:
    25
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