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18 things learned after turning 18 - from my brain to yours.
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a poem for the point between rage and serenity.
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a poem for the reckless and the brave.
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a poem for the flower hobbits.
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a poem for the wishful and wistful.
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Writing Porn (and other ways to seduce your vampire roommates) by UnfortunatelyObsessed for foxymandy3100, nerdykai128
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
27 Mar 2022
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“There,” he says. “Taken care of. Now back to my problems—“
“NANDOR!” Guillermo is already yelling, snatching the vacuum away and pressing his face to the dusty old bag. “Can you hear me?!” He thinks he hears a defeated, squished help, and he scowls at Laszlo. “How the hell am I meant to get him out of here in one piece?!”
“Not my problem,” Laszlo deadpans. “What is my problem is that I’ve run out of porn to read.”
“Holy fucking—“ Guillermo is off, muttering curses as he unearths Laszlo’s laptop from under a pile of crap. “Use your computer. You know, the one you made me steal from Best Buy?! Just Google it!”
“There’s porn on the internet?”
“THAT IS ALL THAT IS ON THE INTERNET!”
Bookmarked by notactuallybatman
16 Jan 2024
Bookmarker's Notes
going insane. this is the fic that sold me on the wwdits polycule. peak comedy, peak porn, but most of all, peak poly feelings.
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who ya gonna call? by igneousbitch
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Trilogy | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
30 Mar 2021
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“Fret not, honeybun.” Gideon shook her red hair out of her eyes, belligerent. “I’m not totally sold on your whole skepticism thing.”
“Well,” Harrow said, ignoring the nickname. She turned to the rest of the room, clearing her throat politely before addressing the empty air. “Ghosts, if you’re real, give us a sign. Make a noise. Move something. Send a shiver down our backs. Whisper softly into Nav’s left ear—”
“I seriously fucking hate you.”-
(Casual sex and paranormal investigation. Not necessarily in that order.)
(or: the Buzzfeed Unsolved AU in which Gideon is ready to fight a ghost, and Harrow just wants to be haunted.)
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- Part 1 of unsolved au
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Bookmarked by notactuallybatman
05 Jan 2024
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Stark, A.E., and Banner, R. Bruce. (2013). "Biodosimetric Tools for Measuring Induced Isomeric Transition in Inverted Paired States." International Journal of Radiation Biology 89.9, 43-85. by thingswithwings
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
08 Jun 2012
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"And so," Tony concludes triumphantly, "you owe it to science, to yourself, and to the people of New York City to have tons of hot awesome monster sex with me."
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Bookmarked by notactuallybatman
17 Sep 2023
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"Stowaway" - statement of Rook Galloway regarding an encounter with Grifter's Bone by aunt_zelda
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast), The Mechanisms (Band)
05 Jun 2020
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Jon takes a statement from someone who encountered a very strange band, whose lead singer wore too many belts, and whose music spurred the crowd to intense violence.
Meant to take place sometime in the later half of S3.
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Bookmarked by notactuallybatman
02 Sep 2023
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The Magnus Institute vs the 21st Century: a series of emails and IMs by shinyopals
Fandom: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
25 Oct 2020
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What happens if the Magnus Institute gets a Data Protection Officer? What's it like to work in Tech Support? How are employee reviews conducted when your manager is Peter Lukas? This series does its best to answers these sorts of hard-hitting questions about office life at the Institute.
S3-S4 era, no s5 spoilers, and yes you can pretend everything ends 5 minutes into MAG160.
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Bookmarked by notactuallybatman
20 Aug 2023