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    “There,” he says. “Taken care of. Now back to my problems—“

    “NANDOR!” Guillermo is already yelling, snatching the vacuum away and pressing his face to the dusty old bag. “Can you hear me?!” He thinks he hears a defeated, squished help, and he scowls at Laszlo. “How the hell am I meant to get him out of here in one piece?!”

    “Not my problem,” Laszlo deadpans. “What is my problem is that I’ve run out of porn to read.”

    “Holy fucking—“ Guillermo is off, muttering curses as he unearths Laszlo’s laptop from under a pile of crap. “Use your computer. You know, the one you made me steal from Best Buy?! Just Google it!”

    “There’s porn on the internet?”

    “THAT IS ALL THAT IS ON THE INTERNET!”

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    16 Jan 2024

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    going insane. this is the fic that sold me on the wwdits polycule. peak comedy, peak porn, but most of all, peak poly feelings.

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    “Fret not, honeybun.” Gideon shook her red hair out of her eyes, belligerent. “I’m not totally sold on your whole skepticism thing.”
    “Well,” Harrow said, ignoring the nickname. She turned to the rest of the room, clearing her throat politely before addressing the empty air. “Ghosts, if you’re real, give us a sign. Make a noise. Move something. Send a shiver down our backs. Whisper softly into Nav’s left ear—”
    “I seriously fucking hate you.”

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    (Casual sex and paranormal investigation. Not necessarily in that order.)

    (or: the Buzzfeed Unsolved AU in which Gideon is ready to fight a ghost, and Harrow just wants to be haunted.)

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    05 Jan 2024

  3. Public Bookmark *

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    "And so," Tony concludes triumphantly, "you owe it to science, to yourself, and to the people of New York City to have tons of hot awesome monster sex with me."

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    17 Sep 2023

  4. Public Bookmark 47

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    Jon takes a statement from someone who encountered a very strange band, whose lead singer wore too many belts, and whose music spurred the crowd to intense violence.

     

    Meant to take place sometime in the later half of S3.

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    02 Sep 2023

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    What happens if the Magnus Institute gets a Data Protection Officer? What's it like to work in Tech Support? How are employee reviews conducted when your manager is Peter Lukas? This series does its best to answers these sorts of hard-hitting questions about office life at the Institute.

    S3-S4 era, no s5 spoilers, and yes you can pretend everything ends 5 minutes into MAG160.

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    20 Aug 2023