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Connor receives certain upgrades. Hank enjoys a fresh cup of coffee.Please turn me on, I'm Mr. Coffee with an automatic drip.
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OjiFans by normal_author
Fandoms: Pocket Monsters: Sun & Moon | Pokemon Sun & Moon Versions
30 Jan 2021
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After deciding to clean up his life once and for all, the former leader of Team Skull gets a summer job.
Unfortunately for him, it involves shoving his hand up Nanu's asshole like a Muppeteer. -
Employee of the Month by normal_author
Fandoms: Pocket Monsters: Sun & Moon | Pokemon Sun & Moon Versions
04 Feb 2020
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000 fails to stop 100kr from decommissioning a photocopier.
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Harry‘s only aim has been to create a safe and happy life for his family, but his efforts are destroyed one spring afternoon. Harry meets new friends and old enemies, old friends and new enemies, whilst trying to find a path through a changing world.
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14 Jul 2021
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The Search for the Crumple-Horned Snorkack by ILoveWater
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
07 Oct 2020
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The Being division of the Department for the Regulation and Control of Magical Creatures had finally finished what they hoped was the last of the amendments to the bill for house-elf rights, and Hermione was in desperate need of a break. Luckily for her, she happened upon a notice for an expedition into the Swedish forests in the Quibbler, just the change of scenery she was hoping for.
Unluckily for her, she didn't realize that her expedition partner was none other than Luna Lovegood until she was already there.
And the expedition goal?
Finding the Crumple-Horned Snorkack.
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27 Jun 2021
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Harry Potter and the Malleus Mallardeficarum by Abracabadger
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
26 Aug 2019
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As the mayhem resulting from the lifting of apparition restrictions at Hogwarts settles down, Harry Potter is trying to survive the last few days of term without going mad. His best friends are behaving strangely, Malfoy is being a git, and, most importantly, he has to learn to dance before the Yule Ball. He’s not the only one with problems, however, and somewhere amidst all this he needs to help Neville Longbottom in his search for a way to restore Luna Lovegood to normality after her avian apparition aberration.
If there’s one person he can rely on to keep him sane amidst all this, it’s Ginny Weasley, his best friend’s little sister… and now, his date for the Ball. Oh yes, her twin brothers are very interested in that development.
Harry may be in even more trouble than usual, here.
A sequel (and very definitely the finale) to Wondrous Apparition Provided By Magician. You probably need to read that for this to even begin to make sense.
No ducks were harmed in the writing of this fic, although one was severely inconvenienced and extremely confused.
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- Part 2 of SIYE Apparition Challenge (2016-1)
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27 Jun 2021
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Harry Potter and the Weasley Seer by Sarcasm Dragon (SarcasmDragon)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
28 Jun 2021
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A prank in Professor Trelawney's class leads to Ron being hailed as a seer. But nobody could predict how that would change Harry's fate.
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25 Jun 2021
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Nine-year-old Harry accidentally apprentices himself to a necromancer. Things go downhill from there.
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21 Jun 2021