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    Stiles has always known that he isn't quite human - the plant life that tends to sprout around him whenever he gets upset or excited gives it away. He's never really fit in among the regular people in Beacon Hills and is determined to wait it out, go to college, and find somewhere to belong. He's forced to abandon those plans, however, after he desperately agrees to enter into an arranged marriage to save his father's life.

    An arranged marriage with an angry, sometimes furry dude with trust issues. It's all very Beauty and the Beast, without the singing candlesticks.

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    13 Jun 2017

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    "You are not borrowing a dog to seduce Derek Hale,” Scott said firmly, crushing Stiles's dreams and betraying the bro code in one fell swoop.

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    In which Stiles isn't sure Derek's beloved pet even qualifies as a dog, but he's determined to woo him anyway.

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    18 Jun 2016

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    Confession: Stiles is afraid of having magic.

    The Spark had been cool. It had been small, manageable. He could do some funky stuff with Mountain Ash, all with the power of belief.

    And now here he is, his Spark blown wide open, apparently coming down with a fatal case of magical overload, and all that stands between him and bleeding out is a grumpy owl that looks suspiciously like a feathered version of Derek Hale.

    (In which Stiles learns he's a witch, but instead of a wand and a trip to Diagon Alley, he gets blood magic, a grumpy and reluctant owl as his companion, and an accidental blood bond with Derek Hale.)

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    21 Dec 2015

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    And Derek just stood there, staring at Stiles like he was a ghost.

    “Dude, I know it’s been a while but you don’t have to look at me like you’re that surprised I’m hung over in the woods. It’s practically a tradition at this point.”

    Stiles?” Derek whispered, the name falling from his lips like a punch to the gut. Stiles watched, confused, as Derek took a deep breath in and took a shaky step forward then back again. “You’re not- you can’t be. Who are you?”

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    02 Jul 2015

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    Derek Hale finds a feral human on his pack's property.
    Humans are supposed to be extinct.
    But then, Stiles is full of surprises.

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    21 May 2015