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    “So what if I ate the cheeseburger?” Tony shouts, throwing a wrench at Loki’s head. The bastard dodges it easily as he stalks closer. “That doesn’t mean I belong to you!”

    “Oh, not to me,” Loki says lowly, a smile like honey slowly spreading its way across his face. “But with me? Surely you’ve heard of Persephone.”

    “A cheeseburger isn’t some fucking mystical pomegranate, you smirking lunatic.” It isn’t, it just isn’t. Not even close. "You aren't even Greek!" he adds, throwing another wrench which is dodged just as easily.

    Loki spreads his hands wide, posing like the showman he is. “I think you’ll find that a pomegranate symbolizes the fruit of the dead. Your cheeseburger, made of dead flesh, was topped with fruit. It’s close enough for the symbolism to bind.”

    “Ah-hah! There’s no fucking fruit on a cheeseburger,” Tony says triumphantly, finger pointing accusingly at Loki. “I fucking win, no going back to crazy town with you. I stay here in my workshop, and you fucking leave before I call the Avengers.”

    “Oh Stark,” Loki murmurs, almost affectionately. “A tomato is a berry, you ignorant fool.”

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    10 Jun 2018

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    To read

  2. Public Bookmark 37

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    Post-canon; DLC spoilers!

    Syanna attempts some bonding over shared interests in the Land of a Thousand Fables. As a result, Geralt is a bit more concerned about Regis's fate in the end of B&W. (Now a bit more slashy.)

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    06 Jun 2018

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    I love these two. May they live happily ever after

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    1724. All Harry wanted to do was to cross the Atlantic and start his apprenticeship under one of the most renowned physicians.
    Tom Riddle is convinced everything floating in the seven seas belongs to him. That includes ship-wrecked, green-eyed youths. Especially if they tell him to fuck off.

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    23 May 2018

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    The day before, Thorin was everything Bilbo had wanted in a boyfriend. The day after, he's anything but. Discovering your boyfriend torturing a man in the basement tends to have that effect. Bagginshield Mafia AU.

    (Originally written and posted on the Hobbit Kink Meme.)

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    18 May 2018

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    Rediscovered favourite. First hobbit ff ever read and still one of the best

  5. Public Bookmark 17

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    Geralt of Rivia and Gaunter O'Dimm's paths cross again, mostly in a carnal way.

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    07 May 2018