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    "You know that girl I met at the pack mixer Derek dragged us to last week? Cindy? Yeah, she says that in her pack, and in a lot of packs, they have... like..."

    "I don't think it's true. I think she was pulling your leg, man," Scott interrupts, looking a little guilty.

    "Have a what?" Stiles presses with exasperation. "Should we have it too?"

    "Oh, dude," Isaac dissolves into laughter again. Stiles flicks him on the nose this time and is met with a growl and a flash of yellow. "Ok, ok... the alphas have, like, one pack member that they... you know."

    "Can we all be big boys about this?" Stiles rolls his eyes. "That they... what?"

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    31 Mar 2018

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    And maybe it’s irony, or the universe at work, or maybe it’s just Derek Hale’s shitty luck, but that’s when, at that exact moment (as Stiles will swear later), there’s a knock on the door.
    “Laura?” Derek breathes in disbelief, and Stiles feels his own face fall into confused slackness.
    Because the girl standing in the doorway? The last time Stiles had seen her—or, well, half of her—she’d been very naked, and very, very dead.
    “Hey, baby bro,” she says with a grin.
    ...
    OR: The one where Laura comes back from the dead, and it turns out to be bad for Stiles, because he’s suddenly spending a lot of quality time with one of the coolest people he’s ever met, and her brother. The guy that he might be just a little in love with.
    He's not okay.

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    21 Mar 2018

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    What would be ideal, really, is a bait service for people fighting supernatural creatures. Some sort of temp agency, with people who are willing to risk life and limb to help the defenders of good and right. It would be a pretty sweet job, all things told. All the bait-person would have to do is look like a delicious source of life energy. The bad guy comes over, says hi, goes in for the drain, and then bam! Dead monster, wreaths of glory, and a paycheck. Also mortal terror, okay, Stiles understands that no one is a fan of that, but he's pretty sure people would get a kick out of being so useful in the war against the fucking night. Stiles would apply for that job. Hell, he’d take the job at hand, even if it meant dressing up like a girl.

    Which-- actually. That's not the worst idea, is it?

    Or: Stiles dates a sex demon. Derek doesn't approve. It all goes about as well as expected.
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    07 Sep 2017

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    Stiles has a bandage slung under his chin like a disembodied helmet strap when Derek first meets him. It’s complemented by a chipped front tooth and a scrape of road rash across his cheek.

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    18 Feb 2017

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    In which Stiles Stilinski has a little too much to drink, and steals a baby goat.

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    17 Jan 2017