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    A fic inspired by the Monday Night Football Rise of Skywalker trailer

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    22 Oct 2019

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    After Crait, Rey vowed to never, ever stick her head out for Kylo Ren again.

    Unfortunately, she's got marching orders from Poe Dameron of all people to save the Resistance's newest ally, who just happens to be Kylo Ren, and of course, those rescue plans predictably go to Hell. Meaning Rey's not just stuck with Kylo Ren, but sharing an uncomfortably confined space with the newly deposed Supreme Leader.

    A space that was definitely not designed to fit more than one person.

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    16 Oct 2019

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    Poe points towards the back of the store. “Look at that guy,” he mutters. “The one in the grey sweatpants.”

    Rey follows the direction of his gaze, and gasps when she sees he’s pointing right at Ben.

    “What… what about him?” Rey asks, trying, and failing, to keep her voice even.

    “I think he’s shoplifting.”

    Rey’s eyes go wide. “Wait. What?”

    “Yeah,” Poe says, shaking his head. “That sleazy fuck. Just look at the front of his pants.”

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    (In which Rey accuses a hot customer of shoplifting because of the giant bulge in his pants--and gets the surprise of her life)

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    09 Oct 2019

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    “What are you talking about?”

    The scavenger collapses in a chair, struggling to catch her breath, after being released from his choke hold.

    “Our fight on Starkiller Base was 7 years ago, Ben.”

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    05 Oct 2019

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    Months after the Battle of Crait, Kylo leaves the First Order and shows up at the Resistance base. Rey is adamant that she is completely unaffected by his presence. She's lying.

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    24 Sep 2019