nimiumcaelo

a white rabbit wearing a blue t-shirt and black pants, sitting on a hill at night time. the stars are out. the rabbit has a thought bubble that indicates it is thinking about sleeping.



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    DR. FREDERICK CHILTON survived getting burned alive with his lips torn off. Countless surgeries and five years later, he is about as healed as he will ever be, physically. He lost the ability to walk, but the skin grafts took and he avoided quite a lot of scarring. All in all, he looks mostly normal, if you discount the twenty locks on his bedroom door and the new guard dog he acquired.

    WILL GRAHAM survived the Fall with Hannibal. He went with Dr. Lecter to Cuba, where he finally finished his plan to gain Hannibal's trust. Three years after the Fall, he shot Hannibal in the back of the head and returned, triumphant but weary, to America and his family. For the past two years, he has been living in Virginia, avoiding the FBI and his old friends as much as possible.

    That is, until he calls Chilton one night out of the blue and tells him he's getting a divorce from Molly.

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  2. Summary

    These fics are not all part of the same "universe," in that their plots are not all aligned. They all, however, feature the same basic premise created in "Indeed, Miss?" of a genderswapped Jeeves/Wooster pairing.

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    A series of short fics for each of the days of pride month.
    Love all my LGBT+ friends <333 If you've got any suggestions, don't hesitate to hmu on ask.fm here

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    Kylo and Hux get caught by some stormtroopers makin out in hallways n stuff. Kylo wipes their minds squeaky clean.
    Lapse in Memory -- the 'troopers pov
    Cover Your Tracks -- kylux pov
    Unintended Sex Tape -- alternating pov

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    The one where Steve and Bucky pose as a happily married couple while on a mission for SHIELD, to catch an international arms dealer hiding in a suburban neighbourhood.

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    23 Feb 2021

  2. Public Bookmark 25

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    "There isn't gonna be a wedding, Tony," Steve sighed.
    "But Rooogers, everyone knows you guys are- what'd they say in ye olden days?- going steady?"
    "Nobody's going steady, Stark," Bucky said, and Steve could practically hear him rolling his eyes. "We're both well over thirty."
    "Past thirty and still not wed?" Tony shouted and covered his mouth with his hand like he was a lady in a cartoon. "What will the neighbors say?!"
    "Stop it, Tony," Steve sighed.
    "But why?!" Tony said, making puppy eyes at them. "You would be perfect together! We'd-"
    "Because we are already married, dammit!" Bucky shouted irritatedly and yanked a chain from underneath his under armor. There, among his dog tags, hung a well-worn golden band.

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    Steve and Bucky tell their friends the story of how they got married not-so-legally eighty years ago.
    Featuring: The Avengers being every bit as endearingly annoying as you'd expect your family to be, one (1) exhausted priest (seriously, someone give this man a break), and two super dorks stupidly in love since they were just two kids from Brooklyn :3

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    19 Feb 2021

  3. Public Bookmark 20

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    Bucky cocks his head to one side, questioningly. “Would you?” he asks.
    “What?” It’s almost a squeak now.
    “Pay me that much.”
     

    Or, in a fake it till you make it scenario, Steve and Bucky keep paying each other for a sweet, sweet time.

    From this Tumblr prompt.

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    19 Feb 2021

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    He says it'll take five seconds.

    Bucky hopes that he's made the right decision.

    He counts.

    Five.

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    19 Feb 2021

  5. Public Bookmark 18

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    After Earth experiences first contact with aliens, that alien - sorry, Vulcan, - talks to Zefram about his own experience.

    Zefram learns a lot about Vulcan etiquette through means he could never have anticipated.

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    01 Feb 2021

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