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    Gen. Fifteen years before the resets, Asgore stumbles across two strange children.

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  1. Public Bookmark 23

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    It would have been easier for Edge to bear if there had been someone to blame.

     

    There were any number of reasons that Edge and Red were currently stuck in Underswap. Fate, bad timing, the maliciousness of the universe...shitty luck. All of them and none of them were reason enough and really, it wouldn't have been so bad if Edge could stand his counterpart, Stretch.

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    09 May 2018

  2. Public Bookmark 17

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    It’s strap-on time, and guess who’s getting fucked?

    I bet you’ll never guess. (PSA: it’s Sans)

    But not before some trial and error involving good old fashioned shenanigans.

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    29 Apr 2018

  3. Public Bookmark 27

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    "Sans has to go away on a business trip for a few days. Red can't come with him to keep him company, so he does the next best thing, and sends him a present."

    in which red is a dick and sends his to sans in the mail

    based on some wonderful art by @modambrosia over on Tumblr, (link in the notes)

    also this has a r e a l l y long set-up, i'm super sorry, just skip to the break for the porn if that's what you're here for. god i can't write i swear

    sorry if this was underwhelming, i got you all excited on tumblr, mod ;-; i tried though

    THIS IS THE FIRST ONESHOT I HAVE EVER WRITTEN THAT I'VE ALLOWED TO GET OVER 1,500 WORDS

    welp it's not a oneshot anymore, enjoy that second chapter folks.

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    24 Apr 2018

  4. Public Bookmark 52

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    THEN: Dave shacked up with a Crossroads Demon, sold his soul, brought Rose along for the ride, and they killed a hipster water demon.

    NOW: Roadtrip. The worst roadtrip.

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    15 Apr 2018

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    Newt runs a simulation given three constraints:

    1: Newt wants to clone a kaiju
    2: Hermann does not want Newt to clone a kaiju
    3: Newt is going to clone a kaiju anyway

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    15 Apr 2018