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  1. Public Bookmark 34

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    Namjoon is a scientist who plays everything by the textbooks. Hoseok is a soldier in the special forces whose driving purpose in life is to help people.

    Taehyung is the mysterious creature that they've been assigned the joint task of studying.

    Soon enough, the military's more twisted reasons for keeping him held captive begin to come to light, and Hoseok and Namjoon will have to decide if they want to keep doing the jobs they've been given, or if they'd rather risk everything to save Taehyung's life.

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    21 Aug 2019

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    It’s been two weeks. Hoseok has managed to survive two weeks of Kim Namjoon’s progressively darkening thighs and his cheek craters and his swooshy hair and that stupid laugh he does that makes him sound like a bleating sheep.

    Yoongi looks over his shoulder. Stares. Slowly draws his gaze back to Hoseok. “Are we discussing the same man who tried to brush his teeth with sunscreen yesterday?”

    “Ew, he did that?”

    “Your voice says that’s disgusting but your face says you’re enamored.”

    Hoseok presses his palms against his eyes until he sees colored spots. “Make it stop, hyung.”

     

     

    (Or: Hoseok works at a summer resort and Namjoon is the newest lifeguard. Chaos ensues.)

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    28 Jul 2019

  3. Public Bookmark 27

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    Pros of being a hamster, according to newly turned hamster, Jeon Jungkook:

    1) He doesn't need to pay taxes
    2) He gets to exercise as much as he wants in his tiny hamster ball
    3) He doesn't need to interact with other people or be worried about offending them with his limited skill conversation skill set which involves a lot of grunting and running away
    4) He gets to lord over his, small even as a hamster hyung, Park Jimin
    5) And he gets to stare at Namjoonie hyung's thighs for however long he wants without appearing like a perv.

    Cons of being a hamster, according to newly turned hamster, Jeon Jungkook:

    1) He's a hamster

    (Alt., the one where vocal line get turned into hamsters and Jungkook spends his time falling in love with love, waxes poetic about Namjoon and is a crackhead in general.)

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    21 Jul 2019

  4. Public Bookmark 40

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    yoongi is one of the most admired witches in south korea. how he accidentally managed to turn himself into a cat is beyond him.

    or.: ot7 au where yoongi turns into a cat, his boyfriends dont know what to do, time is running out and hoseok has a secret

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    21 Jun 2019

  5. Public Bookmark 31

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    Kim Taehyung gets an offer from Bangtan to act in their newest MV.

    He gets kisses and boyfriends in result.

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    27 May 2019