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    Tarn’s team discovered the survivor in the wreckage of a field hospital.

    Tarn tries to rescue Pharma; Pharma returns the favor.

    Series
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    English
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    17,250
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    35
    Kudos:
    81
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    880
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    "Right, me'n Red have been doing a security assessment, and we've narrowed it down to one, crucial, actionable threat." Jazz produced a clicker and advanced to the next slide. "Prowl's dating life."

    Jazz tries (and fails) to come to grips with Prowl's private affairs.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,536
    Chapters:
    8/8
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    257
    Kudos:
    199
    Bookmarks:
    24
    Hits:
    1982
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    "They feel really good going in," said Prowl, "but now there's so many and it's real hard to walk or sit down or, like, do anything. Can't you take some of them?"

    SG Jazz achieves the next stage of his sexual enlightenment.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,833
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    104
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    1194
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    Summary

    Prowl visits his employee's new conjunx, just to see how the mech is settling in.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,896
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    120
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    755
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    Summary

    Rattrap's got a brand-new piece of equipment, just so he can climb on top of his brand-new Eukarian conjunx and spark him up for peace or whatever. It's like something out of a bad xeno porn flick. He's so into it.

    (A pwp sequel to Dez's IDW Dinotrap arranged marriage fic Old Soldiers.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,234
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    120
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    707
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    Summary

    If Starscream ever meets that fragging Reviewer Two, he's gonna make him wish he'd never even heard of academic peer-review. He's gonna be wiping up energon for weeks.

    If Minimus ever meets that anonymous author, he's going to shake his hand and tell him how much he appreciates his tireless attention to Minimus' comments. Perhaps they might even have a lively little discussion!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,425
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    66
    Kudos:
    189
    Bookmarks:
    38
    Hits:
    959
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    Summary

    Impactor's got a new job, a new house, and, improbably, a new sweet little conjunx that he 'found' languishing in the senate's dubious care. Megatron's happy for him. Really, he is.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,104
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    48
    Kudos:
    153
    Bookmarks:
    29
    Hits:
    1197
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    Summary

    The little model ship was a delicate, intricate thing. Pharma held it carefully, forcing optical sensors optimized for identifying injuries and medical supplies to focus instead on the individually painted windows and the graceful arch of its engines.

    Pharma ignores some attempts at therapy, and Ratchet does his best to ignore the situation entirely.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,398
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    65
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    319
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    Summary

    Side stories for Banners from the Turrets, including such curiosities as:

    Megatron and Rung swing with Impactor
    Empurata AU Starscream and Rung have a deeply unhealthy relationship
    Old Man Megatron breaks his fucking hip
    Jazz and Prowl do Bondage

    As you can see these really are just whatever the hell we want to do. But you're welcome to them if you're into that.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    16,650
    Chapters:
    10/10
    Comments:
    182
    Kudos:
    222
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    4054
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    Summary

    Pharma wakes up, and nothing is what it used to be.

    (A Pharma on the Lost Light AU)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    963
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    67
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    381
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    Summary

    The noise woke Starscream up a full two hours before his alarm was set to go off.

    A brood X cicada AU where forged mechs spend seventeen years growing underground before digging their way out ready to Yell and Frag. Cold-constructed Starscream is fed up with the whole thing, until Skywarp and Thundercracker start yelling at him...

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,257
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    52
    Kudos:
    248
    Bookmarks:
    32
    Hits:
    1519
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    Summary

    The vending machine was made of clear transparisteel, decorated with glimmering lights that invited the optic and tantalized the processor. Inside, held in a suspended kneeling position, was the seeker.

    Megatron has a bit of a crush on one of the seekers who works at his local bar. Tonight he decides to do something about it.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,827
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    43
    Kudos:
    166
    Bookmarks:
    20
    Hits:
    1436
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    Summary

    In the midst of the Decepticon movement upending itself, Deadlock and Aglet snatch a few moments to relax.

    (A coda to Your Bloodstained Laurel Wreath, because I am nothing if not self-indulgent :3 )

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,500
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    73
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    421
  14. Tags
    Summary

    "I know his spike is big," murmured Megatron to himself. "I know it is."

    Megatron and Optimus are trying to resize their arrays to match without, you know, actually talking to each other. Luckily Starscream is here to help.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,036
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    37
    Kudos:
    172
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    1362
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    “Ah,” said Tarn. “CMO Rung. I seem to have found something of… yours.”
    “I can see that,” said Rung, forcing his voice calm and a little disdainful. “Would you put him down, please?” 

     

    In a risky move for his situation, Decepticon CMO Rung rescues captive Autobot Pharma from Tarn's custody. But while he expects to be the one protecting Pharma, this choice puts them both in a new precarious position with Megatron—both Rung's commander and estranged lover. And this love is a love that can never seem to entirely let go...

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    30,183
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    146
    Kudos:
    168
    Bookmarks:
    29
    Hits:
    2048
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    Summary

    "Doll," Jazz said. "Sweetcheeks. Hon. Tell me that's not what I think it is."

    Jazz loves his conjunx Prowl, but Prowl really struggles with complicated relationship terms like 'monogamy' or 'fidelity' or 'please stop saying yes to any rando who asks if he can come on your tits.' Luckily Jazz has a plan to save a little something for himself.

    (Related to some of my other SG works but can be easily read standalone.)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,898
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    30
    Kudos:
    139
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    2000
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    Summary

    Prowl gets a new assignment. His processor isn't especially happy about it, but his frame (and his tac unit) think it could have some interesting opportunities.

    (AKA Prowl learns to love getting fragged, all the way from before the war to his time as second-in-command. A Prowl-centric, Jazz/Prowl endgame fic.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    32,227
    Chapters:
    14/14
    Comments:
    457
    Kudos:
    348
    Bookmarks:
    45
    Hits:
    10639
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    Summary

    Starscream is in heat again, and this time Megatron is determined that they'll get some triple-changing shuttles out of it. Everything has been planned for. The breeding program will not be disrupted.

    Starscream has other ideas.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,597
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    30
    Kudos:
    194
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    2443
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    Summary

    Jazz was already good at killing before he met Prowl. That was the joke about Autobots, wasn't it? Hang around with them too long and your head might just come off.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,236
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    188
    Bookmarks:
    26
    Hits:
    1045
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    Summary

    It's a long, boring shift on monitor duty. Fortunately, Rattrap's got some ideas for how to liven it up.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,906
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    25
    Kudos:
    95
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    586

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