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  1. Public Bookmark 3

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    Gregor tries internet dating. Or, Ivan is enjoying being catfished by someone blatantly using pictures of the Emperor.

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    07 Nov 2019

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    Richie runs all the way to Eddie’s. He has a bike but he can’t remember, just now, where he put it. Everything feels real, feels — the gravel hurt his shoeless feet, his lungs burn when he gets tired, there’s a cut on his chin that aches a little. It feels real but things always felt real, with It.

    You can’t trust how you feel or what you see. That’s the core of the terror of It. That everything is real and nothing is real and all of it can kill you.

    Richie clambers up the drainage pipe and shoves open Eddie’s window. He’s afraid to look. He’s afraid of what It has prepared for him.

    But it’s nothing. It’s just Eddie, small, young, cast still on his arm. He’s curled up on his side and is using the cast as the world’s worst pillow.

    “Holy shitballs what the fucking shit,” breathes Richie, lunging forward to fling himself on top of Eddie’s sleeping form. “Don’t scream, don’t scream, hey — Eddie! Eddie, shut the fuck up, you’re going to wake your mom, it’s me! It’s me.”

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    OR: Richard Tozier goes to sleep on a plane in 2016, and wakes up in 1989.

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    03 Nov 2019

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    The Manchild Grows Up: An interview with comedian Richie Tozier, November 2019.

    “Everyone in this industry either has a pill habit, or they can’t hold a relationship together for more than two months," Tozier explains. "Or they spend 16 hours a day arguing with people on Twitter. Best case scenario is you find a way to be reasonably well-adjusted about your desperate need for strangers to laugh at you.”

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    28 Oct 2019

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    Pre-Canon AU: On an unexpected holiday to America, Harry Potter meets a strange girl at a zoo, finds out that he's a witch, steals a snake, and is cordially invited to the Addams mansion for dinner.

    Or: Harry Potter meets the Addams Family.

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    26 Oct 2019

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    “So I don’t remember any time travel happening,” says Richie, making eye contact with his younger self on the couch and internally mourning his Twizzler stash. “But my memory’s shit, so what about you? Got any idea why there’s a larval me on my couch, right now, eating my Twizzlers?”

    or: a year after Derry, Richie comes home to find a younger version of himself raiding his fridge. now the Losers—both versions—have to figure out how to send the kids back home where they belong. meanwhile, Richie tries to help his kid version out with his sexuality and Feelings, which is easier said than done when he’s still not dealing with his own feelings towards Eddie.

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    24 Oct 2019