nebulapie

Nebulapie



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    Will remembers falling.

    He wakes up months before Jack got him to work for him. Months before he met Hannibal for the first time.

    Free from his past he decides to change events and meet Hannibal again.

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    07 Oct 2019

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    "All right, I know I'm going to regret asking this," Aziraphale says. "What exactly does this wager entail?"

    Crowley grins like the cat that not only got the cream but has absconded with the entire cow. He grabs the bottle and swigs straight from it despite Aziraphale's tut of disapproval.

    "The pot goes to whichever demon can get an angel into bed by the end of the evening."

    AKA The Fic That Tumblr Made Me Write. Heaven and Hell share a corporate party once per millennium. This time someone's had the bright idea of issuing a challenge to the demons of Hell. Crowley has no intention of missing the opportunity; Aziraphale's just enough of a bastard to make him work for it.

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    20 Sep 2019

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    Crowley’s in love with one of the Good Guys.

    And the Good Guy in question adores butter tarts with an unseemly passion. Enough to speak wistfully of them when they aren’t around. Enough to ask Crowley to drive at ridiculous speeds across miles of English countryside to storm a bake sale, taking no prisoners. Enough to devour the butter tarts on the way home, leaving crumbs on the seat of Crowley’s car (the car hadn’t minded terribly, which was unusual in itself). And enough to leave one for Crowley, saying archly, “Perhaps after you actually try it, you’ll understand.”

    Crowley is now glumly staring at this butter tart, letting its flavour spread across his forked tongue, and thinking: How do I become a butter tart?

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    Crowley decides this is the time to really make a play for Aziraphale's heart. And, being an absolute idiot, he decides the way to do it is through his stomach. Sort of. Highlights: self-indulgent narration, unusually obtuse demons, increasingly confused angels, and a deliciously happy ending.

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    08 Sep 2019

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    Connor is quite happy to find an apartment close to the police station he works at and with a cheap rent.
    He's less happy to discover that the reason why the rent is so cheap is that the walls are paper-thin and he has to endure listening to his neighbour have absurdly loud sex every night.

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    29 Jul 2019

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    Bilbo would never be so self-righteous as to describe everyone who disagreed with him as a troll. It’s just that most of them were. This one, however, was different from the rest. Their comment was grammatically correct and properly capitalized. It was firm, yet there was a distinct lack of the F-word or demands that Bilbo “get a real job.”

    Still, it was incredibly pompous.

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    26 Jul 2019