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    Verger hires Will Graham, a professional killer, to murder Doctor Hannibal Lecter.
    Will gets a date with a serial killer instead.

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    17 Sep 2019

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    best. actually amazing story and perfect author

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    01 Jul 2019

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    Big hell yes

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    Just because it had been a joke didn’t mean it was a bad idea. Steve opened the phone book to the business section and searched fruitlessly for the right entries for about six minutes until he finally came across ‘Cl’ by sheer luck when a few pages stuck together as he turned them.

    For some reason, his eyes were immediately drawn to a small, bleak ad in the corner, with only a few words, a phone number, and a thin black border.

    The ad’s content:

    “Winter’s Cleaning Services. Fees paid half up front. Specializes in blood removal.”

    Well. That was. Specific.

    Steve Rogers is Captain America, a superhero. Bucky Barnes is the Winter Soldier, an assassin. Steve needs someone to clean his apartment. Bucky shows up to a meeting with a potential client. Neither of them got quite what they expected.

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    28 Jul 2018

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    Funniest happiest murder Bucky turned house cleaner for 10 grand

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    When Sam's friend needs a house-sitter for his place in the country, Steve jumps at the chance. Six months rent-free to do nothing but draw and paint and wander the countryside, looking for inspiration? It was like a dream. But when he gets lost in a storm and nearly falls into a pond he starts to rethink the whole like a dream aspect of life in the country. And when a red-eyed, sharp-clawed, silver-fanged creature rises out of the darkness, Steve is one hundred percent certain the dream's morphed into a nightmare.

    ...until it gives him a cup of tea.

    (Inspired partly by this prompt a supernatural creature is supposed to scare you but instead it gives you a cup of tea and a blanket because you're having a bad day and you keep coming back and partly by this painting.)

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    24 Jul 2018

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    Best series ever

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    "Oh wow, you, um..." Steve's eyes, so large and beautiful and the same dark-blue of the twilight sky, widened behind the black frames of his glasses as he stopped in front of their small group. "You're here."

    Bucky nodded in lieu of speaking. He didn't think he could make a sound if his life depended on it. And if he could, he was sure it would be some babbling combination of God you're gorgeous and I want to kiss you until your glasses fog up. Which probably wouldn't help his cause of trying to behave like an actual human being and not a total disaster.

    Or: Bucky and Steve have the fluffiest and most adorkable first date ever.

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    18 Jul 2018

    Bookmarker's Notes

    THE SOULMATE SHORT THAT I LOVE