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“Influencer Purple, I assume?”
The influencer turned towards a drone camera. “Isn’t he just so commanding and in charge, just like a good irken commander should be? I am so excited!”
Red. Wanted. To. Kill. Him.
With a snap of the influencer’s fingers, the drone-cameras shut off and floated away.
“Well, that’s a wrap. Honestly, Red, you need to stop looking like you sucked on a lemon, or the viewers won’t stan you at all.”Commander-in-training Red is finally trusted with a campaign to lead all by himself. Too bad that he has to take an influencer with him. An influencer he has history with. Nothing could be worse, especially not the mission itself, which is obviously going to go smoothly and perfectly with no trouble from the planet's climate or the hiding native guerrila forces.
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The Resisty crash lands on planet Earth. As the leading scientific mind, Professor Membrane is called in to be part of the team making first contact. He keeps this fact from his children, who are clearly still too young and innocent to know the truth. A lot of smart people do really stupid decisions.
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The Secret in the Heart of the Forest by myrskytuuli
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
04 Jun 2022
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"Well. This is either going to end in homicide or in a group hug."
One didn't need to be a legilimens to know that absolutely no one was putting their money on the group hug situation.
Or, the marauders, Lily, Severus, Regulus and Narcissa are having the worst night ever. Wannabe death-eaters, one botched human sacrifice, and an ancient stone circle later they are stuck in a faerie otherworld, without magic, without supplies and without a plan. They have no choice but to work together to survive, which already is putting their changes of making it back home decidedly lower. -
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“you’re a fucking monster.”
William Badminton leaned back in his chair and a very ugly smile spread over his face. “No. but I do have a monster locked up in the brig. Maybe you would like to see him? To spend some time with him? To really learn the difference between a gentleman and a monster.”The third Badminton brother has his eyes on the Bonnet estate and thinks that scaring the Widow Bonnet into compliance is the way to get to it. And he has a very scary monster locked up in the brig of his ship. They call him Blackbeard, the monster of monsters.
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Zim had been thinking about sex lately.
Irkens didn’t think about sex, they had sex, and then they returned back to doing more important things, like killing aliens. Not like humans, who made it an industry unto itself to think about sex. To court and preen and prepare for it, to condemn and ostracise for it, to idolise and yearn and lament for it. And somewhere in all that mess, there was also love mixed in, as had been explained to Zim by blushing Dib.
Which eventually led to Zim standing in a flower shop, wondering if he was doing a horrible mistake, while purchasing a ridiculous number of roses.Zim's squuedilyspooch has been getting tingly around Dib, and he decides that if Dib doesn't make the first move, he will. The fact that Zim's experiences about what sex should look like come from the human internet and the irken power-obsessed rape-culture almost gets in the way.
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Tales from the Irken empire (and also some other planets) by myrskytuuli
Fandom: Invader Zim
09 Aug 2022
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Hetalia avengers short stories by myrskytuuli
Fandom: Captain America (Movies), Hetalia: Axis Powers, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
09 May 2017
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12 Jul 2022
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Three ships. Three infamous pirate captains. Three agendas on the high seas.
Blackbeard, captaining the Revenge, seeks to bring infamy to the name once more.
The Gentleman Pirate, aboard an English navy vessel, seeks to make amends with the man he loves before he destroys himself.
And then there’s Ed, stuck on the frilliest ship he’s ever seen before in his life, with 2 kids and a dead man for company, searching for Stede and sick to death of hearing about all of the terrible things Izzy Hands is getting up to using his name.
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14 Apr 2022
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In the waning light of summer, Stede realises that the chance to escape the trappings of married life has passed. He resigns himself to an unending future of mediocrity. That is, until a chance meeting with a strange and wild man during an evening out tilt the echoes of his life in a new direction.
As always, Ed and Stede find each other.
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09 Apr 2022
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A live alien is better than a dead one! That’s Dib’s theory, anyway. When he discovers a half-dissected, somehow-still-alive alien in storage at his father’s lab, he resolves to bring it to full health and show the world that extraterrestrial life exists (and most importantly, that he's not crazy)! Though, the alien may have a few ulterior motives of his own...
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08 Mar 2022
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One of Zim's broodmates becomes an icon of Irken propaganda, but continues to resist the whims of the state. She is assassinated at the height of her career, and Zim is burdened with seeking justice.
In reality, this is a lot of sad musing on: how freedom dies slowly when no one is looking; how organized religion and fascism will try to work together, but to no avail; how manufactured heroes can backfire on their creators; and how no leader is safe from their people's wrath.
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Bookmarked by myrskytuuli
25 Oct 2021