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    Stiles is overworked and stressed out when his flight home gets delayed due to copious amounts of snow. He finds entertainment with one Derek Hale, whom he hasn't seen since high school but really doesn't mind getting reacquainted with.

    Especially when it turns out Derek is surprisingly hilarious and will reluctantly play snap with him. And can walk on his hands.

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    26 Sep 2021

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    Stiles took the dare, because what else was he supposed to do when the whole lacrosse team was chanting his name? Even though the werewolf pack had left Beacon Hills years ago, nobody was stupid enough to set foot on the Hale property.

    Except, apparently, Stiles.

    Now he's got a feral werewolf following him around town with the sole purpose of claiming Stiles as his own.

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    25 Sep 2021

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    "Hale & Daughters Funeral Home," Derek says dully.

    "Oh ho! And which daughter are you?"

    Derek casts his eyes up to the ceiling. It's going to be one of those calls.

    (In which Derek is a bored secretary, Stiles is a baker who may or may not have ulterior motives, and there are entirely too many macaroons.)

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    22 Sep 2021

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    If there's one thing Stiles Stilinski knows, it's that Deputy Derek Hale absolutely Does Not Like him. The only reason Derek even tolerates him is because their kids are worryingly codependent.

    So Stiles is understandably confused when a very feral Derek shows up in his backyard after a call gone wrong and proceeds to move in with him.

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    21 Sep 2021

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    “Yeah, he’ll be fine,” Derek says evenly, hoping Scott is too freaked out to sense that it’s at least two-thirds of a lie because Derek probably knows what this is and Stiles is probably going to be just fine, but poking purple mushrooms with sticks has consequences, dammit.

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    20 Sep 2021

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