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    The plant monster is literally called "specimen *34*" guys.

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    For hundreds of years witches and wizards have been matched with their most magically compatible counterpart by a spell which marks a name on their skin. All this may unravel when Severus Snape wakes up on his sixteenth birthday to find the name "James Potter" on his arm.

    Birds And Arrows and related one-shots.

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    “And the seasons they go round and round
    And the painted ponies go up and down
    We’re captive on this carousel of time.
    We can’t return we can only look
    Behind from where we came
    And go round and round and round
    In the circle game.” -Joni Mitchell, Circle Game

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  1. Rec 65

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    Summary: pre-movie AU, Roxanne and Megamind meet accidentally at a club. Roxanne is drunk and Megamind asks if he can take her home. She says yes, assuming that the implication is implied. (it isn’t.)
    M for language, alcohol use, and eventual sexual content (no dubcon)

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    23 May 2018

  2. Rec 2

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    PRYCE AND CARTER’S FLOWER SHOP AND PLANT CARETAKING MANUAL

    Congratulations on having been hired by Goddard Flowers! To ensure that your employment will go smoothly, we ask you to read and memorize the following 1001 tips. They cover a variety of topics and hypothetical problems you may encounter, including but not limited to: customer relations, the dos and don'ts when interacting with flowers and plants, and financing. Committing them to your memory is crucial and might just prevent us from heartlessly closing down your site if you happen to be less profitable than anticipated. ...Don't worry, that's, of course, just a theoretical example of the many, many ways these guidelines will come in handy.

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    20 May 2018

  3. Rec 7

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    It's his turn to be tied to the chair.

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    19 May 2018

  4. Rec 5

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    “They would process my neural pathways and digitally extract whatever is useful. Archive the rest. Most efficient use of resources.”

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    10 Apr 2018

  5. Rec 2

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    A remote, stony isle in what wasn't called the Dark Ages yet: the monks have their angel, the Vikings their demon, and this can't end well. For the humans, anyway: the immortals have their own Issues to resolve.

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    Comments:
    4
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    11
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    2
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    154

    30 Mar 2018

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