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    "Mr. Queen: I am your next-door-neighbor whom you’ve never officially met. I’m writing to you at three in the morning to the soundtrack of your violent lovemaking to tell you that, while I’m happy for you and your flourishing sex life, I must protest at the loudness of your guests, your bed springs and your head board."

    Or how a prank war between two neighbors turned into something neither one expected.

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    30 Mar 2018

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    Boone Jenner, owner of Jenner Catering & Events, finds himself standing between his mother and the man who he told his mother is his boyfriend. Ryan Murray, NHL defenseman, is looking for help keeping his demanding father off of his back, and doesn't know he's the aforementioned fake boyfriend, but once Boone tells him the story behind it, he realizes that they each have a problem that the other can help solve.

    Can they get through the holidays without Boone's mom finding out the truth? Can Ryan survive Christmas with his father? What happens when Boone and Ryan find themselves getting a little closer than either of them expected? Perhaps a little Christmas magic is in the air.

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    29 Jan 2018

  3. Public Bookmark 41

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    The program finally starts and she can’t stop herself from grinning stupidly when she hears his voice. They ask about her and she leans forward, listening avidly.

    “We’re very happy to be together for the next eight years,” he tells them.

    Connor punches the air. “Hell yeah we are,” she tells the screen.

    “Have you guys just been texting each other happy faces emojis constantly?” Sid asks.

    “Yeah, lots of kisses,” Leon says and Connor freezes.

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    21 Jan 2018

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    It didn’t escape him that Steve shared his assumed last name. “Are you gonna be my cousin?” Bucky asked dully.

    Steve frowned. “Husband, actually,” he said easily, holding up his left hand to show a typical golden band.

    Bucky scowled and closed the door.

    AKA
    An AU in which Bucky is put in the witness protection program and Steve is the agent hired to protect him/pretend to be his husband.

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    23 Aug 2017

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    Arthur's a corporate lawyer, Eames owns the coffee shop across the street, and all good love stories start with a quadruple shot latte.

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    18 Aug 2017