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    "You had often wondered how you ended up here, the third wheel in the well-oiled, grumpy and semi-alcoholic DEA duo consisting of Steve Murphy and Javier Peña... Actually, that was a lie. You hadn't wondered at all. You knew exactly how you'd ended up here. The two male agents had never been particularly good with following orders, which had been a thorn in ambassador Noonan's side since day one. And as everyone who knew the old saying “if you can't beat 'em, join 'em” could tell you, you were the intended solution to that particular problem. And boy had you let everyone down."

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    The problem wasn’t them dying in a dramatic hail of bullets. No, the problem was, that some inordinate amount of time later, they woke up. Arthur thought that Eames’s “Bloody, buggering fuck!” summed up the situation rather nicely.

    Or! Arthur and Eames are killed on a job but come back. The Old Guard wanted a break, a chance to relax but what they got were two newbies. And all Booker wanted was to sleep, drink and sulk, in that order, but said newbies won’t let him.

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    23 Oct 2020

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    It doesn't take you long to realize Future You won't be saving Neil.
    No, you think, he won't be the one to save him, because you will.

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    11 Oct 2020

  4. Rec 60

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    What happened, happened. What will happen, will happen.
    But time and tenses get a little fucked up when you can Invert.
    And you've never gone down without a fight.

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    11 Oct 2020

  5. Rec 78

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    “I’m sure the pleasure is all mine,” Neil says, flashing an iteration of charming smile that he censors ever so slightly so he doesn’t look absolutely desperate.

    Christ, he thinks as he sits. He really hopes he isn’t going to look at his wrist later to find ‘New Boss’ emblazoned there. He’s no stranger to humiliation but he’s not going to last a week in any sort of task-force situation with ‘New Boss’ written on his arm. Even a week’s pushing it; if he saw the dude parachuting from a plane in front of him had this shit across his neck he’d balk from hysterics.

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