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    Derek has a new neighbor who won't stop looking.

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    “You’re blind,” Derek said flatly, the anger draining from him so suddenly he felt almost woozy. His vision cleared, his claws sliding back into blunt fingernails.

    “Thanks for the memo, genius,” the kid said acidly. “I can still fucking defend myself, so don’t take another damn step.”

    “Fuck, I...I’m sorry,” Derek stuttered.

    “What?!” The kid’s brow crinkled. “I mean — what?! You’re fucking sorry!?” His lips thinned into a harsh line. “What, is this some kinda Hallmark movie where you’re discovering the error of your ways because you don’t want to rob a blind person?! That’s fucking condescending, man. I’ll have you know that —”

    “Just, wait.” Derek interrupted what was apparently the start of a convincing argument as to why he should rob the kid after all, feeling his head start to spin. “This is — it’s a misunderstanding. I’m — I’m not robbing you. You’re — you’re safe, okay? I’m taking three steps back. Just — just let me explain.”

    “Explain why you came busting into my apartment? Yeah, go right ahead, man, I can’t wait to hear this epic tale.”

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    28 Sep 2017

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    “You’re kind of obsessed with him,” Scott muses, after throwing his 4th tater tot at Stiles’ face to take his attention away from where Derek is laughing with his mouth full over something that Isaac said. Of course he’s eating a goddamn cobb salad. Too sophisticated for the rubbery pizza that Stiles is currently shoving into his mouth.

    “You guys don’t understand professional rivalry.”

    “There’s nothing professional about the way you look at him,” Scott mumbles.

    Whatever.

     

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    Derek Hale always beats Stiles out for the lead in the fall musical, and Stiles hates him. A lot.
    Except he doesn't. At all.

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    07 Feb 2017

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    Option A : violently tell Derek that they are under no circumstances ever to hook up again because it was stupid and dumb.

    Option B : tell Scott the truth, stand back and watch as Scott kills Derek with his bare hands so Stiles doesn't even have to face the music. Not an option at all, actually. Expunge this from the record.

    The real Option B : calmly explain to Derek that the situation is too fucked up and hey, maybe if Derek and Scott ever shake hands and make up, he and Stiles can hook up again because, man...it was great.

    Option C : forget everything, charge headfirst into danger like fuckin' Bravehart and have sex with Derek all over again.

    Option D : bury himself alive and wait for the worms to eat him.

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    12 Aug 2015

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    “Anything,” Derek’s eyes are determined, boring into Stiles’.

    Stiles huffs a laugh, “Careful there, big guy. Don’t want to be promising anything to every necromancer you meet. Some might ask for your soul or someth—”

    “I’ll give you my soul to bring her back,” Derek says, his voice steady and strong with resolve, “if that’s what you want.”

    Stiles’ mouth gapes open for a moment before his brain kicks into gear and he stutters out, “N-no, I don’t ask for that. I only ask for money.”

    (Or the one in which Stiles is a necromancer who needs help stopping a rogue alpha and Derek is the solution, but at what cost?)

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    11 Aug 2015

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    “So how is you loving me not bullshit?” Derek asked, sensing that he had won judging by his stupid smug smile.

    Of course Derek would be the only person in the world who was smug when someone wasn’t in love with him.

    “Just shut up,” Stiles said. “Fine, I don’t love you. Not right now anyway. But I will.”

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    31 Jul 2015