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  1. Public Bookmark 31

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    “I’m going to church,” Prosciutto finally admits, grudgingly, because sometimes it seems like the truth is the only way to disarm Melone (and maybe dissuade him - Prosciutto has a vague half-formed assumption in the back of his mind that Melone can’t tread on hallowed ground). Melone, as it turns out, isn't really disarmed, but he does release Prosciutto’s elbow and squint at him.

    “You're what?”

    “Midnight mass.” Melone blinks. “It’s Christmas Eve,” Prosciutto prompts. Still nothing.

    “You're a Christian,” Melone finally manages. It’s a confirmation, not a question.

    “A Catholic.”

    “We kill people for money,” Melone says, another probing confirmation.

    “Didn't say I was a good one.”

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    On Christmas Eve, 1999, Melone learns a little bit about Prosciutto's personal life (whether Prosciutto wants him to or not).

    AKA, [Clickbait Voice] MELONE REACTS!!!! to the liturgy of Jesus Christ our Lord and Savior.

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    27 Aug 2019

  2. Public Bookmark 11

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    Normally, Risotto wouldn’t take lightly to threats such as these, nor would he be intimidated out of his stubbornness. But he knew he was being watched, he knew that the sender would make good on every single promise outlined in those letters - he had seen it firsthand with Sorbet and Gelato. He had failed to save them, but perhaps he could save the rest of his squad.

    He couldn’t save Prosciutto.

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    26 Aug 2019

  3. Public Bookmark 23

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    Jotaro tries to get his shit together after the events of Stone Ocean. Jolyne helps, Anasui hinders, and Weather makes no apologies.

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    31 Jul 2019

  4. Public Bookmark 33

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    joseph and caesar go to the movies

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    27 Jul 2019

  5. Public Bookmark 83

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    This was the worst day of Jotaro’s life. It wasn’t the day he was stuck in a holding cell. It wasn’t one of the (many) days he had almost died. It wasn’t the day he had to finally confront an immortal vampire. No, this was far, far, worse.
    This was the worst day of Jotaro’s life because he was being forced to listen to Polnareff’s awful, impossibly long story for the fourth time.
    Because he had lived the same awful, impossibly long day four times in a row.
    Jotaro Kujo gets stuck in a time loop, falls in love, and discovers that he really fucking hates alarm clocks.

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    25 Jul 2019