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    After they save the world, Will gets a boyfriend and a haircut. Mike loses his mind.

     

    A bunch of random words and feelings flash through Mike’s brain but they won’t settle down to form a sentence. He just can’t fathom the idea of Will…with a boyfriend. Will’s boyfriend. A boyfriend who is Will’s. It won’t make sense no matter how he squints at it. “Dudes kissing or whatever is cool,” Mike says eventually. “It’s just… Will…”

    Will picks up a pillow and throws it at Mike’s face. Mike catches it. “That’s not fair,” Will says. “Dustin has Suzie, and Lucas has Max.”

    “But you’re Will,” says Mike. Doesn't everyone else feel this way, too? Dustin and Lucas are looking at him with twin expressions of horrified fascination, like Mike is some kind of slow-motion train wreck. “I mean– I mean, you’ve always been–”

    My Will, Mike’s brain finishes. Shit, he’s not saying that out loud.

    “The baby?” asks Will, glaring at him. “Shut up, Mike.”

    “No,” Mike says again, miserable, but he can’t say I don’t want there to be some other guy you like more than me out loud where god and Dustin can hear him and never let him forget it as long as he lives.

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    05 Sep 2022

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    Viago gets dumped by the love of his afterlife, and everyone does their level (terrible) best to help him move on. Anton knows a thing or two about not getting the life you thought you were going to have. The camera crew are back to film every moment of it. More or less.

    “Katherine left Viago a note.” Deacon says, turning to the camera and making a face as a moan of anguish echoes from behind the closed door of Viago’s chamber. “It seems that she met a younger man at the bingo hall, and they have- well, not ‘run’ away, because I do not think he can run with that metal frame thing he has to use to get about but- they have left.”

    A crash comes from inside the room, and then more heartbroken crying.

    Deacon winces. “Vladislav is comforting him.”

    “We could just kill her if you like-” Vladislav can be heard saying.

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    16 Aug 2022

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    31 Jul 2022

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    Eddie pulls him in for a kiss, and everything is familiar: his rings against Steve’s neck, the glint in his eyes, the tickle of his hair and the smell of clove cigarettes, but there’s also something else: a cold, slimy, screeching bat that comes way too close to touching Steve’s face as Eddie leans in.

    “Do—do you have to have her on your shoulder all of the time like she’s a parrot?”

    “Oh,” Eddie laughs, turning to look at her. “I kinda forget she’s there sometimes.”

    “...Yeah, who wouldn’t?” Steve asks, certain that if he had a twenty-pound creature with a writhing tentacle tail and boney wings and unfathomably sharp teeth and maybe-venomous spit and a tendency for ear-splitting shrieking on his shoulder that he would not forget that she’s there sometimes.

    “You don’t have to look so freaked out, Steve, she doesn’t bite.”

    “...Yes the fuck she does?”

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    31 Jul 2022

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    “My name’s Eggsy—I mean, Guinevere Unwin,” she says. “I’m—I’m in Holborn Police Station and—my mum said to call—“

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    25 Jul 2022