morphosyntactic



Recent works

Recent bookmarks

  1. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    “Small baby,” Krum diagnosed, sounding delighted by this. “World too big, yes? Wants back in small, warm place, yes?”

    Ron realized that he was holding his breath. He glanced over at Hermione, who was looking at Krum like she was definitely, absolutely going to leave Ron for him, and honestly, at this moment, Ron felt that was fair. Ron was going to leave himself for Krum. Ron was going to rob all the banks in the world to get Viktor Krum back his money as long as it meant he’d keep their beautiful, perfect, angelic monster of a screaming baby quiet.

    “I want to be in a small, warm place,” Hermione muttered, and then squeaked a little realizing she’d said it out loud.

    Rose giggled. “Shidole,” she whispered, looking pleased and interested, smacking at Krum’s chest.

    “Rose, don’t call our guests shitholes,” Hermione scolded, and then said, “Viktor, you can stay as long as you like.”

    -

    Or: The Ron/Hermione/Krum fic that absolutely nobody was hankering for in the year of our Lord 2020.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,844
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    112
    Kudos:
    488
    Bookmarks:
    153
    Hits:
    2288

    30 Dec 2020

  2. Public Bookmark 1

    Tags
    Summary

    When you're really just friends, the whole benefits thing just works.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,049
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    7
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    48

    23 Aug 2020

  3. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    He was the bloody Serpent of Eden, and he wasn’t going to stand for this kind of flagrant trespassing.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,484
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    485
    Kudos:
    9990
    Bookmarks:
    2171
    Hits:
    80069

    23 Jun 2019

  4. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    In which people keep mistaking Crowley and Aziraphale for a couple, and Aziraphale starts to wonder if there might be something to it.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,748
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    2631
    Kudos:
    23166
    Bookmarks:
    4522
    Hits:
    153366

    09 Jun 2019

  5. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Crowley is untethered. Aziraphale knows how to secure a knot. (He’s read many books on the subject, after all).

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    37,918
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    150
    Kudos:
    2075
    Bookmarks:
    589
    Hits:
    28496

    09 Jun 2019