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    "Brother of Rahab, Father Elliot had called him. As Steve fell asleep, he dreamed of Nazis invading New York and an American spy with Bucky’s face hunting for a safe place to hide…" – intertwined, prelude.

     

     

     

     

    On December 7th, 1940, Japanese planes bombed Pearl Harbor. On May 8th, 1944, Nazi troops set foot in New York. On January 10th, 1945, Adolf Hitler was assassinated by a man now gone down in history as Captain America. Unfortunately, Captain America was killed after taking down Hitler, but his successful mission led to the Nazi invasion of the United States turning and the end of World War II. History recounts the legendary shot that took down Hitler, but it will always ponder why Captain America killed Dr. Johann Schmidt with the very next bullet.
    But before that, long before that, there was first an American sniper who needed a safe place to hide. There was first a prostitute turned spy who would take him in. There was first a strained relationship and a bittersweet reunion to be had, and when it was all over, there was then an escape to take place. After all, who would look for an American hero in Canada?

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    There were many things God made that the world took and twisted out of recognition. There were things that the Lord wept over that the world only spat upon. There were many children the Lord made that the world threw into the cold. God made Alphas strong, thus the world denied them comfort. God made Betas calm, thus the world denied them emotions. God made Omegas nurturing, thus the world denied them strength. So when Abraham Erskine created a serum to create the perfect soldier and it could only be used on an Omega, the world needed Project Rebirth to create an Alpha out of Steve Rogers, and the world got what it wanted. For a while.

    But it was bound to come out eventually. There are some secrets that are just too heavy to leave festering in the dark, yet not even Steve Rogers could have expected that the return of the long-dead Bucky Barnes to be the thing to push the world’s best kept secret into the light.

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    "It’s like a newsreel in his head, continually scrolling across his mind’s eye: LOCAL TWINK SUGGESTS BENEFITS TO FRIENDSHIP, ACCIDENTALLY FALLS IN LOVE. WHEN INTERVIEWED, THE CONSCIENCE OF THE SELF-PROCLAIMED SLUT ONLY HAD ONE THING TO SAY: “Whoops???” As a wise man once said, Steve will keep all his emotions right here and then, one day, he’ll die. He’s Irish and everything, so the quote completely applies to him…"

     

     

     

    Meet. Date. Fall in love. Get married, buy a house, get a dog/cat/bird/ect, discuss children either because you want to have them or you’re going to have them (whoops), have said children. Watch said children grow up and go to college and make some of the dumb mistakes you once made. Get some grandkids along the way. Grow old together and romantically die in your sleep on the same night. But, the most important thing is this: Meet, date, fall in love, then have kids.
    Steve never was good at following the rules. Bucky's just along for the ride.

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    Here is James Barnes, the most dangerous Alpha in New York. Rich, powerful, cocky and short-tempered, his only skill greater than his persuasion or intimidation is his marksmanship. Head of the Seyrbakov crime family, inherited over the heads of the late Aleksei Seyrbakov’s own sons, who he had deported when they attempted to murder him. Top of Interpol and the FBI and the CIA and probably the NSA’s most wanted lists, but there’s never enough evidence to bring even a parking ticket against him, as it has been for New York’s Bratva since the late 1910s. His company smuggles weapons, drugs, alcohol, tobacco, exotic animals, you name it, but you’ll never find a shred of proof. If land barons still existed, then Barnes – owning property in all the five boroughs, the state, the country, even on other continents – would easily be one. When you think of the Russian mafia, you think of Barnes. Here is James Barnes, gracing the scum and lowlifes of Brooklyn with his presence, and here is Steve Rogers, not-so-cheap yet consistently broke hooker, sitting on his lap like he belongs there.

    Very rapidly, that makes him the most dangerous Omega in New York.

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    Here we are, humans minding our own business on the internet, and someone, somewhere decided it would be a good idea to create Alpha/Beta/Omega 'verse. What is that, you ask? This work answers that question and more, in a mostly SFW manner with more than one snide remark aimed at Bucky Barnes, the OG Thot, and Steve Rogers, who is an easy fuck if your name is Bucky Barnes. Why is this also tagged Supernatural? Because discussions came up in which I didn't want to use Steve and Bucky as it involved a break-up and I didn't mind breaking up Destiel. (Don't come from me, Destiel shippers.)

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    January 10th, 1946
    107th “NO WIDOWS” INFANTRY RETURNS HOME
     

    “The USS Gregory dropped anchor in New York City’s harbor this morning, bringing home the men of the 107th Infantry. The 107th was reported in May of 1943 to have been cut in half by the Battle of the Azzano, with estimates of over 400 soldiers dead or missing, only to miraculously reappear a year later lead by then Mst. Sergeant James Barnes. Later promoted to Captain, Barnes single-handedly arranged the escape of all 400 captured men and the destruction of the last Nazi splinter-cell known as Hydra. Captain Barnes lead his men out of German territory as they chanted NO WIDOWS TONIGHT and today, Captain Barnes lead his men home…
    “(Captain Barnes was not able to be reached for comment.)”

     


    steve rogers: "when will my husband return from war?"

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    Steve's life has been hard from the beginning. His father left when his ma was still pregnant. He's bound to turn out an Omega, which means he's got a life full of creeps wanting to try it with a male Omega and birth control that's not designed for boys but given to them anyway ahead of him. His mother works constantly to keep a roof over their heads and food on the table, the looming recession making everything more expensive than it needs to be. The only good thing is his best friend, who genuinely likes him, who might even love him, but even that gets taken away from him before he has a chance to actually grow up and explore it.
    So, he's old for his young years. He's practical. He understands that sometimes you've got to take what you can get and if there are mishaps, then deal with them. He deals with it. Life doesn't give him lemons, it rains lemon juice when he's scraped his knees. He deals with it. He moves through life with anger and hatred. He hates pity. He hates that nothing is fair. He hates July. He hates that he's a liar. He hates the army that took Bucky from him.
    He hates the colonel on his doorstep, looking at him and Bucky's son with pity, telling him Bucky is missing in action, presumed dead.

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    “HE’S BEAUTY HE’S GRACE HE’S MISTER UNITED STATES!” “Bucky, what the [bleeped]…?”

    “Following his pardon by the President of the United States, Sergeant James Buchanan Barnes, former Nazi prisoner of war and brainwashed Hydra agent, took to an unusual method of adapting to the modern world: Twitter. His Twitter handle was tweeted out by Tony Stark, and in the following two days, he gained over ten million followers. Barnes posted only four tweets as well as sharing and retweeting several Vines, but two of his tweets were videos of the famed Steven Rogers, also known as Captain America. The latest of these featured Barnes entering Captain Roger’s bedroom and shouting the line: “He’s beauty, he’s grace, he’s mister United States”, just to cause Captain Rogers to fall out of bed before confusedly saying, “Bucky, what the [bleeped]?” The rest of the world seems to agree with Captain Rogers; Barnes, what the hell?”

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    In the beginning, God made the heavens and the earth. And then God made humans. Some he made Alpha, some Beta, some Omega. There were some that he made for each other. Some were born to gravitate to one another, their hands made to hold, their hearts to love. Sometimes it wasn’t always easy, some loved and lost, or lost before they could love. Some were nudged towards each other as infants and ripped away as soon as adults realized they were two halves of one whole. Some lives are so intertwined, that if one died, it would be too cruel to not let them both go.

    Whatever God had made, it wasn’t what the world had taken it to be. In 2011, the frozen body of Captain America was found in the depths of the Arctic, hauled out and thawed. The world waited with baited breath for their favorite hero to smile in thanks for having been saved. The world waited. And waited. Captain America never thanked them. Steve Rogers, who would have rathered stayed dead, cursed them.

    In 1945, just a few months after the death of Bucky Barnes, Steve Rogers drove the Valkyrie into the ice without a second thought because it was the end of the line. Not because he was a brave Alpha, but because he was a grieving Omega.

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    Laura Anise Jones, at the ripe old age of 12 ½, knew exactly four things in life. The first was that she would never touch illicit drugs. The second was that it was best not to tell anyone anything about herself, as nothing good would ever come of it. The third was that adults will always lie. The fourth is that the only exception to the previous rule is her English teacher, Mr. Lester.

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    In a world with smartphones and fast cars instead of magic and mighty horses, the University of Erebor is a progressive, liberal arts college; progressive in that they hire gay teachers and allow co-ed dorms, at least. The Fellowship of the Third House on the Left consists of twelve students: two sets of siblings, three sets of friends, six sets of people who were meant for each other, even if a few of them have figured it out so far.

    In other words: Aragorn is trying very hard to be serious, Arwen is trying very hard to not be. Boromir wants to wave his platinum card around while he still can, Éomer wants to have fun in his last year of university. Gimli has a fondness for hate sex but maybe he wants a little more, Legolas is afraid of what could happen. Éowyn is actually trying to focus on her studies thank you, Faramir is just too ruggedly handsome. Merry and Pippin are just there to have sex and fuck shit up, and Frodo and Sam are just there for the cuddles.

    tl;dr: the uni housemates AU no one asked for.

    (on indefinite hiatus.)

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    "Evening report.” Kíli announced. “What have you got to say?” asked Thorin. “It was boring,” Kíli answered honestly. “I shot a pigeon.” “I told him not to shoot the pigeon,” Fíli reported. “Bard dared me to shoot the pigeon,” Kíli added. Thorin, shaking his head, opened his mouth to ask what else had occurred that day, when the door to his office flew open again and Gimli burst into the office. “Bilbo Baggins is here, seeking asylum.”
     

    Thorin Oakenshield has spent twenty long years alone with his broken heart, he has spent twenty long years learning to live with what he has done and what he caused, and he has spent twenty long years thinking that Bilbo hated him. But miscommunications can cause the worst heartaches of all, he finds, as Bilbo has spent twenty long years thinking that he’s dead.

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    “All rise for the King Under the Mountain, Thorin the Second Oakenshield,” Balin announced. The assembled dwarves rose, a respective silence filling the courtroom. As Thorin swept his gaze over them once more, the sound of a pin’s dropping could have been heard in the hush. “Bleh,” Laslûna declared, then shook her rattle.
    A typical day for Thorin does usually proceed like this: Get up at sunrise, have breakfast with Bilbo, attempt to spoon porridge or berries into Laslûna’s mouth and laugh when it gets all over her face, dress for court, go out and actually hold court or attend councils or many other bureaucratic situations. Today, however, there is a slight change: the members of Thorin’s family have highly packed schedules for the day, leaving Little Luna without a minder. This was how Thorin came to be holding court with an extremely adorable, mildly cantankerous, but most especially vocal infant on his knee. Not that he was complaining.

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    “Thorin and I are expecting a child,” Bilbo announced. Kíli choked on a bite of bread, Fíli spat wine clear across the table, Tauriel dropped the bowl of potatoes in her hands, and Dís just about fell off her chair. “Pardon me,” Kíli said, a little hoarsely, “but don’t you need a, er, a uterus for that?” “No. You see, Hobbit children are grown in the garden,” Bilbo answered. “What, right next to the cabbages?” said Kíli.
    The biggest difference between Hobbits and Dwarves was not, as most people assume, the lack of beards or the size of feet. In truth, the difference was in the method of their birth. While Dwarves did things the old fashioned way, with their womenfolk carrying their children for nine months, Hobbits made use of a single seed, two locks of hair, and fertile soil. This, of course, means that where Dwarves need both one male and one female to bring new life to the world, Hobbits need no such restriction.

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    “Dwarves,” Bilbo sighed to Tauriel. “It’s a wonder why we love them,” she agreed. “Oi!” Thorin and Kíli said together.
    Five years after Bilbo arrived at Erebor with four fauntlings looking for asylum, he shares a tender moment with those he calls most dear.

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    “You have a tiny Hobbit,” Fíli said, sounding astonished. “Why do you have a tiny Hobbit?” Kíli asked, his voice suspicious. “Did you get married?” asked Fíli, now sounding worried. “This is not good,” Kíli muttered, with twice the worry as Fíli. “Uncle, why are they staring at you?” Frodo asked, his voice confused.
    Bilbo fled Erebor before his friends could be buried, before he had to see Thorin encased in stone. He returns to the Shire and settles into a life of unsociability and some amount of loneliness, but finds comfort in the figures of the children of Hobbiton.
    After twenty years, however, his luck is gone, and Bilbo has to flee the Shire with Frodo, Sam, Merry, and Pippin, and with four very young Hobbits, there is only one place he can turn to.

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    It has been more five thousand years since the War of the Ring. The world has entered the Ninth Age, with technology and science replacing the myths and magics of old. Elves are like unicorns, the Valar are children's stories, and much has been forgotten that should have been passed through generations. Those few of the Ring-Bearer's companions that are remembered are remembered as legends, with many sharing their names as tribute to their legacy.
    Gimli, son of Talan, remembers something though. Or rather, he almost remembers something. Every night he dreams of someone, or more often about things revolving that someone, and in the morning, he can never remember the name of that important person. He remembers that he hates the gulls that cry by the sea, he remembers the lullaby his uncle supposedly taught his mother though his mother doesn't remember teaching it to him, and he remembers that he has to remember that someone's name. It just takes a while.

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    "You see the world in black and white until you meet your soulmate then everything is in colour..."
    How do you explain the color blue without calling it blue? How do you describe the color pink without saying that it's pink? How do you tell someone who's never seen color ever in their life that their eyes are brown?

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    "Hinny AU in which James and Lily never died so the biggest problem in Harry's life is his FIERCE QUIDDITCH RIVALRY with his best friend's little sister. Said rivalry ends when she shoves him into a broomshed after a particularly intense practice session and they begin to channel their feelings by making out." – whatstheproblembaby on tumblr.

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    A boy with a broken heart, who never learned to confess his thoughts to anyone but the moon, meets sunshine in the form of a boy in pastel pink shoes. In dreary England, all light is pale and fleeting, but the sun shines from his smile and his eyes, and the boy's broken heart is mended, put back together with glitter glue. In the end, the one winning in the situation will of course be Mrs. Howell, who shipped it before they even met.

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