moontyrant



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    His Grace, His Excellency, the Duke of Ankh, Commander of the Watch and Blackboard Monitor, Sir Samuel Vimes has to use both sides of a document when he signs his name.

    Vampirism is a helluva drug.

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    "Found you!" Lance says, vaulting over the back of the couch. He lands with a soft thump that bounces Keith up in his seat. "Hey, I've got a question for you. You don't have to answer it, but, uh, have you met your soulmate?"

    "No," says Keith, "I haven't."

     

     

    I shouldn't.

     

     

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    update: there's art now!!!!! ahhhhhhh

    edit: since there seems to be a need of this--PLEASE NOTE THE 'NOT REALLY CHARACTER DEATH' TAG. NO ONE STAYS DEAD, FRIENDS.

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    15 Jan 2019

  2. Public Bookmark 58

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    Will Poindexter and Derek Nurse finally know what happens after you die. You wake up in Hot God's office, you move into a really nice house, and-- you realize that you hate the person who's supposed to be your soulmate? Join a smug poet, a frigid computer nerd, and the rest of the Scooby gang as they ask questions like: what makes two people right for each other? what does it mean to be happy? does heaven get software glitches? and most importantly, why does this computer have a Southern accent?

    Welcome! Everything is fine.

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    11 Dec 2018

  3. Public Bookmark 12

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    Kent gets drunk with a genie, or a wizard, or something, and makes a wish. Suddenly he's in a universe where he and Zimms dropped out of the draft together? And now they're both Falconers? And he never got a cat?

    This is too much.

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    21 Nov 2018

  4. Public Bookmark 3

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    Not all of it is for the world, but perhaps not all of it has to be.

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    23 Feb 2018

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    Steve accidentally makes a deal with a demon called Buchanan, who keeps showing up... and then doesn't leave.

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    21 Feb 2018