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    Hermione’s adult life has meant a lot of carrying on. A war ends? She carries on. Her relationship ends? She carries on. Her optimism about swift reform in the Ministry ends? She carries on.

    An entire Yule Ball full of friends, acquaintances, and strangers mistakenly thinks she and Malfoy are having a grand relationship reveal mid-gala? She probably shouldn’t carry on.

    “They’re happy for us, Granger.”

    “And that, truth be told, is very unexpected.”

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    04 Dec 2021

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    "I won’t take the room." She shakes her head emphatically. "Living with you is totally out of the question."
    "Obviously."
    “But if I did—"
    His brow furrows. "Would you?"

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    03 Dec 2021

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    “God, you’re terrible at this,” Draco remarked, without any real rancor. His chin was propped on his hand as he contemplated the chessboard in the dim firelight.

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    30 Nov 2021

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    “We’re actually banking on the media attention,” Harry said, mildly. “I don’t want you going as someone else.”

    “She’s going to have to go with someone else,” Malfoy said. “End of story.”

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    29 Nov 2021

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    As she looked around her living room - at the green velvet ottoman she didn't remember purchasing, the 14th century Wizarding texts on her bookshelf, the hideous and obnoxiously ostentatious grandfather clock that could only belong to a Malfoy - she pictured the toothbrush next to hers on her bathroom counter, the old Slytherin quidditch jersey she regularly tripped over in her bedroom, and the mint chocolate chip ice cream in her freezer - a flavour she abhorred, but that a particular, pale, pointy faced aristocrat sat across from her had a tragic fondness for. 

     

    Her chest burning, as if she drank a barrel of bubotuber pus, Hermione turned to him with narrowed, accusing eyes. "Malfoy...are we dating?" 

     

    If there's one thing Hermione Granger knows, it's that she simply doesn't have time to date. Draco decides to date her, anyway.

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    16 Nov 2021

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