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To maintain a cover story, Booker propositions another man and invites him to a threesome. Joke the first: Booker has no clue who this guy is. Joke the second: he’s inclined to say yes. Joke the third: so is Nile.
They’ll do something other than fuck about it eventually, but first they have to save a bunch of people, as usual.
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- Part 2 of Your Heart is Unbreakable
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“How old are you?” she asked. “And if you’re going to lie, I prefer you inflate the figure.”
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While she was active duty Nile had given plenty of thought to the kind of good time she wanted to have when she got home. She’d certainly earned a strings-free liaison with an older man who wasn’t going to look after her, baby her, assume he knew what she wanted better than she did, or bring any baggage to the arrangement.
Someone without a heart to break would suit her fine.
Maybe she should have gone to therapy. Instead she hired a French escort with crow’s feet at the corners of his pretty eyes.
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- Part 1 of Your Heart is Unbreakable
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Onmund was sometimes frustrated by his own abilities, or lack of them, but Jace was on another level; he was frustrated by magic itself. He could rail for hours about it, or sulk, and then he'd get an idea and spend weeks furiously trying to make it work. Onmund was afraid that one of these days he was going to jump off the College roof in an attempt to fly.
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- Part 10 of Sharing the Road
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He hated rain, almost as much as he hated snow, almost as much as he hated condescension, almost as much as he hated being ignored.
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- Part 9 of Sharing the Road
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A meathead like her needs a mage like him, but if she decides otherwise, he's definitely not going to stick around.
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- Part 8 of Sharing the Road
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A collection of short stories about the relationships between various Dovahkiin and the NPCs who accompany them, some platonic, some romantic, some unrequited and some ambiguous.
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Dyce the Incredibly Easy Breton by mongoose_bite
Fandom: Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
12 Nov 2020
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These are the stories of Dyce, an incredibly easy-going and easy-coming Breton Dragonborn, and all the interesting people he meets while adventuring across Skyrim.
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Crunchy's fic by mongoose_bite
Fandom: Kingsman (Movies), Ojisama to Neko, Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan, Voltron: Legendary Defender, Yuri!!! on Ice (Anime)
26 Nov 2018
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(Written for a prompt on the kinkmeme)
Ardyn scrolled through his potential client's profile page. There was only one photo: A semi-close up of his face down to the middle of his chest. The site’s mandatory minimum for all users. He had shaggy dark hair. Smooth skin, almost perfect. A pair of eyes so blue they made you gasp—like you were looking at a photoshopped magazine cover instead of a real person. And so pouty! Such a practiced scowl for someone so young…
[In which Ardyn is a sex worker and he's doing fine. Noctis hires him and they both fall a little harder than anticipated.]
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- Part 1 of Never Doubt I Love
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Bookmarked by mongoose_bite
22 Jul 2017
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Despite Han's best intentions, he and Victoria become partners, and he discovers having feelings - and friends, too - really isn't the worst thing that could happen to him.
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Bookmarked by mongoose_bite
29 Aug 2014
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"You're owed fifty million dollars," said Victoria and Han nodded, baring his teeth. "Francis remembers and so do I. Twenty for the contract, thirty for the plane." She looked at him sideways, with a glint in her eyes that might have been humour. "Or we can purchase you something priceless, as a thank you."
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Bookmarked by mongoose_bite
29 Aug 2014
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Jean fails his English essay on purpose in order to land Mikasa as a tutor, but winds up with Eren instead. Things go about as well as expected.
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Bookmarked by mongoose_bite
20 Jul 2014
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A/N: The one in which Levi and Eren are forced to share a bed, and Levi has nightmares. (This was meant to be a short little bed-sharing fic, and instead became thousands of words of feelings and porn).
Summary: Levi, vulnerable. It’s like watching the rain fall up instead of down.
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Bookmarked by mongoose_bite
05 Apr 2014