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  1. Rec *

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    Your name is Dave Strider and your universe is DEAD. You have to find a safe place for your nubby-horned, alien companion in the DEPTHS OF SPACE. Under normal circumstances, you would be deader than your old universe, but you're no longer a MERE HUMAN, having ascended to god tier. The troll has not, but it helps that you hitch a ride on a FANCY SPACESHIP.

    All you need to do is find your MISSING FRIENDS and you are golden.

    >>AU after the scratch.

    USS Enterprise [UE] began texting turntechGodhead [TG] at ???
    UE: Hello. This is Captain James T. Kirk of the starship USS Enterprise. We are on a peaceful mission of exploration.
    UE: My communications officer picked up an odd signal from this location. Can we offer any assistance?
    --Now with FANART--

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    07 Feb 2016

  2. Rec 16

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    Bilbo Baggins is a respectable Hobbit with no need for shoes! However, the Company of Thorin Oakenshield thinks it would be a good idea. Thorin convinces the poor Hobbit to humor them. And that he does! (hint at Bagginshield in Laketown).

    Inspired by this BRILLIANT POST:
    http://therebutneverback.tumblr.com/post/117049550235/putting-shoes-on-bilbo-would-be-like-putting-those

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    22 Apr 2015

    Bookmarker's Notes

    omg...
    best tbh

  3. Rec 31

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    Jim wants to take Spock camping. Spock seems reluctant for some reason.

    Also known as, The One Where Spock Fucks a Tree.

    No. Really.

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    12 Apr 2015

    Bookmarker's Notes

    UHHHHH
    11/10 reccomend

  4. Rec *

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    Spock creates a videogame in an attempt to study humans to determine if they are ready for first contact. With the new opportunity to interact with the new species, he joins the game to study them first hand.

    Jim catches wind of a strange NPC that hangs out in the IDIC tavern in ShiKahr. Everyone thinks it's defective, but Jim thinks it might be a secret event and talks to him. He's strange, and he's kind of cute in a weird way. Starfleet starts getting wind that the game might be controlled by people not of Earth origin, and they begin to question the creators' motives. Will Jim choose Starfleet, a faction he had sworn his life and loyalty too, or a man he had never even met face to face?

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    01 Mar 2015

  5. Rec *

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    Thorin and Bilbo meet on Grindr and agree on a very specific arrangement: No one is to do anything silly like actually meet or fall in love.

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    09 Feb 2015

    Bookmarker's Notes

    yes,