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    Sherlock Holmes had been gone three days when the cat made its first appearance.

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    "Sherlock Holmes once claimed that his body was no more than an appendix: that he was a brain and nothing more. He treats himself with shocking indifference while he is working: ignoring food, forgoing sleep, functioning on the smoke of his tobacco and the thrill of the puzzle. I happen to be a great admirer of that magnificent brain, but I tend to disagree that the rest of him is meaningless."

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    After the conclusion of the matter of "The Reigate Squires," Holmes and Watson find time to reconnect.

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    base art by ironicbees

     

     

     

     

    CERTIFICATE OF MARRIAGE.

     

    This is to certify that on this TWENTY FIRST day of APRIL, 1896, DR JOHN H. WATSON, physician, 44, and MR SHERLOCK S. HOLMES, private detective, 42, of 221B BAKER STREET, LONDON were united in holy matrimony.

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    I bought the literature in Holywell Street. I knew what it was, of course; I wasn’t there by mistake. There were pamphlets and photographs on the tables, books of all sorts, albums of lewd drawings, and folders full of loose pages. I moved slowly along behind my quarry, thumbing my way through stacks of books with suggestive titles like The Barrow Boy and the Banker, The Power of Mesmerism: A Highly Erotic Narrative, and The Amatory Experiences of a Surgeon.

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    Holmes has learned to let me sleep, even if he himself is determined to work on through the night. But he also knows he can wake me, should the situation turn dire.

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    Sherlock Holmes had uncovered most of my secrets within a month of our sharing digs, but he did not necessarily apply himself to teasing out the details of each one. He knew I had been in Afghanistan, that I had been injured, and the nature of my injury, but it was several years until he truly saw the extent of the reconstruction that had been done on my body.

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    In the absence of other stimulation, Holmes fixates upon Watson shaving. Watson obliges by shaving him everywhere.

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    "Good lord, man," I murmur, pressing my words into the column of his neck-- a lucky guess-- "anyone who heard you would think you didn't care our innkeeper was just on the other side of that wall."

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    "When I first met John Watson, I had just moved to Baker Street and he had been home from Afghanistan nearly six months. We'd both been evicted about the same time: I for a disagreement with my landlord about chemical experiments and he for a plain and simple lack of cash. My brother had picked up the pieces for me; his had not."

    In which Watson turns to prostitution after his return from Afghanistan, like plenty of other British soldiers, but of course Holmes finds him anyway.

    "A bit of scarlet" is late 19th/early 20th century homosexual slang for sex with a soldier. OBVIOUSLY.

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    Holmes and Watson celebrate the end of an important year.

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    There's a limousine waiting at the kerb, and Amanda is standing there with the door open. "In you get," she says, beaming at him.

    Benedict gets in amid a flurry of camera flashes. What will they say, when they see him leaving with the two of them? Can they know? How can they possibly not know? He doesn't care. That's a lie.

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    John Watson has been out of work for eighteen months after his last restaurant, Fifth Northumberland, burned to the ground in a kitchen accident. He's more than ready for a new project, but who wants to open a restaurant with a washed up celebrity chef who can't even hold a knife anymore?

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    Sherlock Holmes was never meant to be a widower; now a machine wears his late husband's face.

     

    Originally posted here for Holmestice 2016.

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    Folliwing almost immediately upon the heels of Tweed's Dr. Watson's Early Evening Restorative, some reciprocal morning smut.

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    Jack arrives in Atlanta in the early afternoon on the third of July, and Eric has baked four pies overnight out of sheer nervousness. Nothing can go wrong. Everything is fine.

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    “That man—“ I say, jabbing a finger over Watson’s shoulder in the direction we have come, “was making advances.”

    “I beg your pardon?”

    “Advances,” I hiss, aware that my voice will carry if I’m not careful. “On you.”

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    A pornographic epilogue to the perfect scene at the Gateways Club: Delia likes being right.

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    Holmes and Watson retire together; Holmes takes up the science of baking, Watson has other pursuits. They are super fucking married, and also fucking.

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    Both Holmes and I had a weakness for the Turkish bath. It was over a smoke in the pleasant lassitude of the drying-room that I have found him less reticent and more human than anywhere else. On the upper floor of the Northumberland Avenue establishment there is an isolated corner where two couches lie side by side...

    - The Illustrious Client (1924)

    “But why Turkish?” asked Mr. Sherlock Holmes. [...] "Why the relaxing and expensive Turkish rather than the invigorating home-made article?”

    - Lady Frances Carfax (1911)

    There are good reasons.

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