02 Sep 2020
Bookmarked by missingending
30 Oct 2020
Charles has been talking to a guy on the Mutant & Proud dating site for the last two months. He's fairly certain he's being catfished because the guy's profile picture is Erik Lehnsherr, famous actor and A-list celebrity, but he's enjoying their conversations all the same.
Never in a million years would he ever imagine that he's actually been flirting with Erik Lehnsherr, and that Erik Lehnsherr is actually into him. Because that would never, ever happen in real life...right?
the pawsitively unfurtunate tail of his royal majesty king charles the third by ikeracity for Pippitypopadoo
Fandoms: X-Men (Alternate Timeline Movies)
31 Jul 2020
A vicious curse transforms Charles Xavier, High King of Westchester, into a cat. This is very unfortunate for a number of reasons.
"You're not expecting me to fuck you whilst we travel on Roach, are you?"
Jaskier splutters, furrowing his brow in a glare directed towards Geralt. "No, you barbarian, I am not."
"Then why are you wearing my shirt?"
Five times Jaskier wore an item of Geralt's clothing and one time Geralt wore an item of Jaskier's.