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  1. Public Bookmark 24

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    “Anyways, all I said was that it’s a totally incongruous day for a birthday.”

    It takes Armie several seconds to unpack that sentence, mostly because the four syllables of incongruous lilted in Timmy’s French-y, Manhattan-y voice make him want to laugh and cry and kiss him all at once. Timothée is casually smarter and more at ease with (three!) languages than Armie will ever be.

    “Why?” Armie asks, persistent if nothing else.

    “Just...the holidays, man.” Timothée’s voice has this measured, patient quality to it like he knows Armie is being dumb but won’t call him out on it. “Everyone’s over it all by now. Shit, I’m over it. Christmas was two days ago.”

    I’m not over it, is what Armie wants to say. I’d fly from LA to show up tonight with a bottle of champagne and some sexy fucking jewelry in a goddamn gift bag for you if you’d be okay with it.

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    30 Dec 2018

  2. Public Bookmark 27

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    Loki's attempt to get drunk and enjoy a long-overdue bubblebath aboard The Statesman is soon thwarted by Thor, who leads him through a series of youthful reminiscences that Loki would vastly prefer remain buried.

    The result is an increasingly fraught conversation about where they stand, now that everything and everyone who once defined them is gone-- and perhaps a chance for Thor to finally get something off his chest.

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    21 Dec 2018

  3. Public Bookmark 12

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    A collection of mostly unrelated CMBYN ficlets.

    1) Leave No Trace (Timmy/Armie, warning: major character death)
    2) 100% Perfect (Elio/Oliver, CMBYN retold through Murakami's 100% Perfect Girl)
    3) A Perfect Match (Timmy/Armie, a day in the life of one pining Timothee Chalamet)
    4) Keep Me In Your Mirror (Timmy/Armie, that in-between a break-up)
    5) Destination (Timmy/Armie, Armie finds Timmy asleep on the hotel sofa)
    6) White Line (Timmy/Armie, there's a white line of semen crusted under Timmy's pants from an earlier fuck) *repost*

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    12 Dec 2018

  4. Public Bookmark 24

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    Armie is a hunter; an observer of all things supernatural. When he finds out the Parisian Catacombs are opening their Airbnb on the night of the blood moon to a select group of brave partygoers, he's all in. Catacombs + blood moon = great plan, right? Riiiiiight.

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    15 Oct 2018

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    Thor gives Loki a bunch of mushrooms (because he knows he likes mushrooms). Unfortunately, they have an aphrodisiac effect on Loki's jötunn body, which in turn affects Thor's body, the effects of which affect their whole relationship with each other.

    In fewer words: the mushrooms made them do it.

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    15 Oct 2018