“So remember back when I used to be the only human in the group, and you joked about how funny it would be if I ended up being something?”
His dad stared at him, looking a little green.
Stiles spread his hands out and wiggled them in a ta-dah motion. “Surprise.”
The sheriff’s mouth opened. Shut. Opened again. “I need to sit down.”
(SNYE - January 17th - Magic Mishaps)
- Part 17 of Sterek New Year's Extravaganza
Hands shaking, Stiles pulled up his contacts and hit Scott’s name, listening to it ring and feeling like his lungs were constricting.
“I found his phone!” Stiles shouted. “I found his phone, I need your nose!”
“You found Derek’s phone?”
“No, I found the President’s phone, of course Derek’s phone! Scott, focus! I need your nose!”
(SNYE - January 16th - Secret Relationship)
- Part 16 of Sterek New Year's Extravaganza
Realization dawned and Derek cursed himself viciously. How could he be stupid enough to forget Scott was a Werewolf? He could fucking smell him! Scott knew it was him!
“Stiles?” Scott asked uncertainly while Stiles started opening and closing various cabinets, looking for who knew what. “That’s not a d—”
Derek snarled and let out a loud bark, eyes glowing blue in Scott’s direction since Stiles couldn’t see him from where he was standing. Scott scowled at him, moving closer to him and inhaling pointedly.
“What are you doing here, Derek?” Scott asked, voice low enough that Stiles wouldn’t hear. He wasn’t listening anyway, still panicking and randomly opening things.
(SNYE - January 6th - Pining)
- Part 6 of Sterek New Year's Extravaganza
Five Times Stiles Fell Out of a Window and the One Time He Jumped by isthatbloodonhisshirt (wasterella) for JaydenNara
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
15 Apr 2018
“What are you doing?”
Stiles started so violently that his hands slipped. He was leaning out so far, and his balance had been relying on his hands so much that he just tumbled right out the window, rolling along the slanted roof and letting out a loud shout when he fell over the end.
He landed hard on his side, pain shooting up his shoulder and let out a very loud curse that his neighbours probably all heard. He rolled onto his back with a groan, clutching at his injured shoulder, and opened his previously closed eyes in time to see Derek standing on the roof, staring down at him with the eyebrows.
How was Derek’s entire language just eyebrows?
“What the hell?” Stiles demanded, sitting up and still holding his injured arm. “Where did you come from?”
“The door,” Derek informed him, giving him a look.
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
29 Dec 2017
“Derek,” Stiles whined, draping himself across Erica’s desk. She patted his back comfortingly. “Derek, why doesn’t the lumberjack like me? What can I do to change that?”
“If you’ve opened your mouth around him, that explains everything,” Derek told him coldly. “Maybe try shutting up for once. And standing still. Not breathing would help your cause, too.”
Stiles let out a wail of despair, and everyone quickly moved in to comfort him. Derek scowled, annoyed, and clapped his hands loudly.
“Enough. Back to work. Stiles, get the fuck out of my department.”
“Language,” Stiles chided, pointing one finger at him while still draped across the desk.
(SNYE - January 3rd - Humans)
- Part 3 of Sterek New Year's Extravaganza