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“Do you think she's pretty?”
“Yes. I think she’s really… pretty,” Emma coughs. Hopes she can pass off her tomato face as a heat symptom.
“And smart?”
“Mhmm.”
“And nice?”
“Kid, if this is your way of interrogating me for your mom’s friendship, then yes. I think she's super pretty, super smart, and super nice. Sometimes,” Emma adds as an afterthought. Because Regina can still be a Super Bitch. “She’s also a total MILF, so there's that.”
Henry wrinkles his nose. “What's a MILF?”
“Madame I’d like to friend.”
“Oh.”
Or -- In the dead of night, Emma stumbles across a lonely boy and his mom. The neighbor AU.
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“The name is just for show. It’s supposed to bring out some of your deeper desires. Spurs you to act on them,” Regina explains, even though Emma stopped paying attention several words ago.
Their eyes lock, and Emma feels that same prickling sensation on the back of her neck.
“Is there… anything you want to do?” Regina asks finally.
It’s like a flick of a switch.
(It's a late night in the vault and Emma accidentally kisses Regina Mills)
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Regina brushes the imaginary lint off her dress. “I had things to do. Things that don’t involve listening to your mother blather on about weddings.”
“Well, that’s why we’re here actually. To plan it.”
Just like that, the block of cement comes back and Regina’s smile freezes in place.
Emma is getting married. Regina is having some trouble coping.
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Come Wednesday night, Regina has something akin to a bucket list written out to get over her nerves. It looks something like this -
1. Get Henry through college
2. Date someone who isn’t a buffoon
3. Marry that person and hope they never turn into a buffoon
4. Destroy meninism
5. Cuddle a strangerOr, in which Regina gives in to her lonely plight and hires a professional cuddler. AU Swan Queen.
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Previously on tumblr. Based on the prompt 'We were both playing wingman for our friends who have now decided to go home together, and after five minutes of conversation we fucking hate each other, let’s bang it out AU'
Or the one in which Emma is an asshole and Regina just rolls with it
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how do you keep a wave upon the sand? by everdeen for coffeesometime
Fandoms: Once Upon a Time (TV)
13 Dec 2016
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The slightly bizarre, not exactly normal tale of how Emma was a nun, then she wasn't a nun, then she was a nanny for the seven adopted children of a super hot, super scary ex-Air Force Captain, and then she did the most stupid thing possible, which was fall in love with her.
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05 Apr 2017
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Regina finds an enchanted mirror (but she doesn't really know what it does).
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09 Sep 2014
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A Murder. A Visitation. A Family Dinner. When the citizens of Storybrooke are shaken by a mysterious but deadly invite, Emma finds herself heading up the investigation on a seemingly unsolvable case. But with her ever-blossoming friendship with Regina moving forwards, and her relationship with her mother moving backwards - not to mention the fact Ruby's stopped talking to her - the Sheriff of Storybrooke would probably rather face the strange spirits invading her town than the toubles of her own personal life.
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- Part 1 of In the Eyes of Eternity
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03 May 2014
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Of course Emma would end up trapped in Rumpelstiltskin’s enchanted log cabin with the Evil Queen. Because that’s just how her life is these days.
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01 May 2014