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    Bucky doesn't think much at all of the lab girl until she takes his gun and saves his ass. Now he can't get her out of his head or himself out of her pants. Darcy keeps trying to tell herself that the thing with Bucky Barnes is just physical, but sometimes it doesn't feel just physical. Otherwise known as: the fic where Bucky and Darcy have lots of sex and lie to themselves that it doesn't really mean anything at all.

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    15 Apr 2018

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    Former child actress Darcy Lewis is working her way up to a successful career in romantic comedies.

    But now she's gearing up for her biggest and most difficult role yet - girlfriend of the famously reclusive action star, Bucky Barnes.

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    06 Apr 2018

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    "Actually, you know, I get it. Rogers would be an excellent MARRY choice. You know that he'd never leave the toilet seat up, would never drink the last of the milk, and would clean the rain gutters without prompting," Darcy says. She's never really considered Steve as anything other than Captain America who is impossibly unapproachable; weirdly enough, the things she finds intimidating about him as a person oddly work for her in a domestic setting. "Ugh, plus you just KNOW Barton would be the type of fucker that would eat the last oreo and then shove the empty box back into the cupboard."

    "So what's your list then, Darcy?" Jane asks, turning back to look at the mold, which has done exactly fuck all in the last half-hour.

    "Don't rush me! I need to make an informed, calculated choice."

    Darcy looks down at her pad, then back up at Natasha. She purses her lips in thought. "You've fucked Barnes, right? How dexterous is that metal hand?"

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    The ladies of SHIELD play a mass game of MARRY FUCK KILL, Avengers edition.

    Wherein everyone marries Steve, kills Tony, Jane betrays science and Darcy hypothetically turns Thor into a llama.

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    17 Mar 2018

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    Sidney Crosby gets hit on the head and wakes up with extra memories.

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    17 Feb 2018

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    It was hot, and Sid felt kind of weird about thinking it was hot. This guy was screwing himself on camera for money. That wasn’t really Sid’s scene.

    He closed the browser window. Fine for other people, but not his thing.

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    14 Feb 2018