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    After Harry’s unfortunate encounter with his ex, Draco Malfoy makes him a proposition. Draco wants his parents to stop matchmaking him and Harry wants to make his ex jealous. All they need to do is simply pretend they’re in love. Problem is… Draco already is.

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    22 Jan 2018

  2. Public Bookmark 79

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    These are the things Draco has recently learned:
    1: Don’t apparate while drunk or you’ll end up in Potter’s living room without fail
    1a: This is a Big Problem.
    2: Draco is unable to keep his mouth shut while drunk
    3: Pansy is a shite friend
    4: Potter has nice thighs
    5: Draco maybe possibly doesn’t mind his apparation problem as much as he lets on
    5a: Potter doesn’t seem to mind much either

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    20 Jan 2018

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    “I'm saying – let's fake it.”

    Derek blinks at him. Hard. Stiles never knew that someone could physically make a blink look hard, but there Derek goes, slamming his lids together like he's fucking exercising them. “Fake it.”

    Pretend, dumbass,” he backhands Derek lightly on his upper arm. “Pretend like we're doing as well as our parents want us to and then they'll be off our backs, right?”

    “We don't have to pretend anything, Stiles,” Derek says evenly, in a tone that suggests he'd much rather be yelling. “We're literally soulmates.”

    “That's the beauty of it! It's going to be so fucking easy. I can't believe we never thought of this before,” he runs his hands through his hair and shakes his head in amazement, grinning from ear to ear. “Holy shit. I can't believe I just solved all our problems for us, man.”

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    20 Jan 2018

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    Stiles says, “I have a five year plan. A five year plan to popularity that will tank the minute I meet this guy.”

    “I feel like you’re exaggerating,” Scott says, but Scott has a katana-wielding badass waiting for him at the other end of the rainbow, and Stiles has terrariums.

    Or—

    A soulmate au with turtles and angst.

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    17 Jan 2018

  5. Public Bookmark 20

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    Tinselwank2017 gift for Rileyout, who requested 100AD AU in which Romansoldier!Harry, camped out in Britain, finds himself at a Yule celebration in an attempt to rub along with the locals. He's determined to be thoroughly miserable about it until he spots a young man with a smile like the solstice dawn and suddenly develops an interest in sharing some of the more insteresting regional customs.

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    14 Jan 2018