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    “What in the hell did you do, Stevie?” Bucky hisses when they’re out of earshot of the agent at the door.

    “I solved the problem, Buck!” Steve says, with a shit-eating grin that strikes fear into Bucky’s heart. “See, I was Googling, and —”

    “No,” Bucky whimpers, dread welling up in his chest. “Whatever it is, no.”

    They are in the small staff kitchen now, and Sam looks up inquiringly. “Don’t tell me he actually went for it,” he says, his voice gleeful.

    “Of course he went for it,” Steve says, trying to keep the snicker out of his voice. “They love him in that part of town,” he repeats in a crooning falsetto.

    Bucky feels like he’s about to burst a blood vessel. “What the fuck did you two do?!?”

    Steve bites his lip, looking a little repentant. He unlocks his phone and hands it to Bucky, open to Google Maps.

    “Four Seasons…Total Landscaping?!?” Bucky reads. “What the fu —” He hits street view, and his legs grow weak.

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    22 Nov 2020

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    Xie Lian doesn't think his virginity is a problem until Pei Ming starts 'helping' him find candidates to lose it. Xie Lian takes matters into his own (and Hua Cheng's) hands. Of course, his bad luck won't leave him so easily: after their first night together, all clues point towards Hua Cheng mistaking him for a prostitute.

    This is probably salvageable.

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    17 Nov 2020

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    In the best of circumstances, Shang Qinghua wouldn’t have to be cursing all the choices that Luo Binghe makes, except Luo Binghe’s every move as the venerated ruler of the realm is so carefully observed and emulated by all the other demons.

    Luo Binghe takes a male consort? The demons watch and learn.

    Luo Binghe’s consort is a human cultivator? The demons are taking notes.

    Luo Binghe’s human consort is a Cang Qiong Peak Lord? The demons are frantically making checklists that would determine one’s suitability to be a consort, and guess who ticks all the boxes.

    (Or, the one where Shang Qinghua suddenly becomes Prime Demon Marriage Material™.)

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    16 Nov 2020

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    "Betrothed," Wei Ying says indignantly.

    Lan Wangji can't stop his gaze from darting up to him. Wei Ying understands. Wei Ying is looking at him, wide-eyed and upset on his behalf.

    "And you don't even like her," Wei Ying says.

    "I don't even know her," Lan Wangji says quietly.

    "But even if you did—" Wei Ying starts.

    "I wouldn't want this," Lan Wangji finishes.

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    15 Nov 2020

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    “Be gone!” the pile of rags yelled, leaping up. “All those who disturb the sleep of the Yiling Laozu shall face the wrath of the Burial Mounds! The Blood Pool will boil over and scald the flesh from your bones! Fierce corpses will tear you limb from limb!”

    Lan Wangji startled back, coming up hard against the cave wall. The rags, seeing that he was moving towards the entrance, began waving apologetically.

    “Aiya, no, don’t go!” The frayed blankets dropped to reveal a boy around Lan Wangji’s age. “I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I thought you were one of the Wen brothers. The Blood Pool won’t really do any of that, I promise.”

    “Who … who are you?” Lan Wangji managed.

    “I’m the Yiling Laozu, of course,” said the boy, with a shrug. “Who else would I be?”

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    15 Nov 2020