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    Clint is awesome at cheerleading, acrobatics, throwing girls in the air and catching them again, making Natasha laugh against her will, being a wingman to Natasha as she continues playing the long game with Sam Wilson, and somehow managing to get to school in time for 5 AM practices (with the aid of so, so much coffee).

    Clint is less good at flirting with Bucky Barnes, his long-time high school crush but, damn it, he's trying his best.

    In which Clint Barton is a walking human disaster, a fucking amazing cheerleader, and hopelessly infatuated with Quarterback Steve Roger's broody best friend.

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    07 Nov 2019

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    Clint is only a couple of sips into his cardboard cup of coffee, his brain barely out of neutral, which is probably why it takes him so long to realize that some damn psycho is trying to kidnap his dog.

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    “I’m not some charity case,” Bucky says pugnaciously.

    “I didn’t think you were,” Clint answers back readily enough. “I mean, I can tell you’re fucked up for sure, but of the two of us, I’m probably the bigger disaster. My sleep schedule is shit, and I drink coffee straight from the pot. I sing in the shower even though I’m deaf as fuck. I have arrows everywhere because I’m an archer — did I tell you that? And I was raised in a literal circus, so I’m not exactly domestic. Let’s see, what else?” He squints down at the ground, rubbing the back of his neck. “Oh, yeah, I won the building in a poker game with the Russian mafia and every once in awhile they show up and try to take it back, but usually I handle it, no problem. Uh...”

    Clint happens to looks up and Bucky’s eyes are wide, his mouth hanging open. Clint’s hand freezes where he’s rubbing the back of his neck, suddenly embarrassed. Yeah, when you put it all out there at once, it doesn’t sound so good.

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    06 Nov 2019

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    Through Clint's big main window, you could see straight across the street and into the apartment opposite, where a man was standing, staring at Clint as if he couldn't believe what he was seeing. When he caught Clint's eye, he just shook his head slowly.

     

     

    The guy in the apartment opposite spends way too much time watching Clint make a fool of himself, which wouldn't matter as much if he weren't also smoking hot.

     

    Inspired by a conversation with Emmy_Angua.

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    05 Nov 2019

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    In which Thor’s primary problem-solving method (a mighty blow from Mjolnir) fails to have the desired effect on a magical artifact, and his secondary method (a mightier blow from Mjolnir) proves to be actively disastrous.

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    03 Nov 2019

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    Arthur is a giant purple squid-monster (with great hair) and Eames really couldn't care less. Because he is Arthur.

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    03 Nov 2019