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    The second he opens his eyes, Harry knows he is fucked.
    Also that he has fucked up.
    His head is pounding, his tongue tastes like bile and alcohol, his body is aching, and Hot Coffee Shop Guy is standing above him, looking equal parts bewildered and unamused. Harry gulps as he realizes Hot Coffee Shop Guy is only wearing a pair of sweatpants.
    A body like that should be illegal.

    Featuring a high school AU, a pizza guy AU, a wrong number AU, a coffee shop AU, an accidental break-in AU, and a fake boyfriend AU.

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    15 Aug 2018

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    “It depends entirely on how you look at it, I guess,” Stiles shrugs. “On the one hand, instant healing and the apparently inherited ability to pull off leather at all times. On the other, serious attitude problems and a suspicious disappearance of eyebrows.”

    “Even Derek’s?” Danny snorts, “that’s a lot of eyebrow to lose.”

    “I know,” Stiles agrees. “You should see, it’s so weird. Every time I want to ask him where they go, except he’d totally eat my face off.”

    “There are worse ways to die.”

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    22 Jan 2014

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    Casting spells, chasing monsters, wooing your coworkers and fucking them in their offices - it's all in a day's work for Stiles Stilinski.

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    13 Nov 2013

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    The howlers emerged after the war that stripped the world of its colour. All Stiles knows is the wasteland and he calls the road his home, hunting the mutants wreaking havoc on what’s left of humanity. But when he becomes the hunted, he has to team up with the very thing he kills. And it’s possibly the worst road trip he’s been on.

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    06 Nov 2013

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    "It's just math, Derek. It's me and you; it’s not rocket science and it's not Shakespeare. It's basic arithmetic and you, for some ungodly reason, never bothered to learn to add."

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    05 Nov 2013