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  1. Public Bookmark 24

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    Based on this Prompt from the Hobbit Kink Meme:

    Lady Dwarf knows when she’s pregnant.

    Dwarves know they've been impregnated immediately after sex. Like literally, their partner cums and they're like 'yep, time to start knitting booties'. Any pairing, mpreg and gender swap welcome. Serious or crack.

    Fun fact: Conception doesn't take place immediately after sex, not always at least. That's the principle on which the "morning after" pill works - it does not end pregnancies, it somehow intervenes in ovulation. Just imagine, a fierce warrior, swinging her battle axe, and suddenly she realizes she's pregnant ... and mows through her enemies at double speed because how DARE they threaten her unborn child!

    Well, you can guess where I went with this...

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    24 Aug 2019

  2. Public Bookmark 46

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    For your consideration: hairy, forceful, gold-mad Thorin Oakenshield having her way with Bilbo after giving him the mithril armor.

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    24 Aug 2019

  3. Public Bookmark 30

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    Professor Membrane decides to expand his happy little family by adopting the screaming foreign green child his son is always playing with. His home has never been livelier.

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    24 Aug 2019

  4. Public Bookmark 70

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    Bilbo Baggins, wealthy Shire bachelor and eccentric, carefully fit himself into the Shire’s expectations. And then the Quest changed everything.

    Thorin Oakenshield lives, Bilbo lingers, and going home to his old life gets complicated. With dashes of Ring, monsters, old lovers, letter-writing, Erebor redecorating, Shire lawsuits, a closet or two, and returning nemeses.

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    “Thorin Oakenshield,” said Bilbo with a raised eyebrow. “We are middle-aged people. Men of the world. You are a mighty King and I am a reasonably apt Burglar. Unwise taunters of the dragon, re-takers of the Mountain. Are you daring me to jump, as if we are children on the edge of a water hole?”

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    23 Aug 2019

  5. Public Bookmark 31

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    Three years after Zim learned the truth of his mission, the Irken Empire is dwindling in numbers. Artificial reproduction is failing and the control brains are left with only one option. Reproduce naturally, or face extinction. But when the Tallest are told of their chosen matches, can they follow through and add to the new empire, or will old grudges lead to a match made in hell. (RaZr, Red/Zim)(PaSr, Purple/Skoodge)

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    22 Aug 2019