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    This series is aimed to be a somewhat canon and realistic explanation for BillDip. The story breaks off from the canon plot of Gravity Falls immediately following the events of 'Not What He Seems.' The first arc (Cryptic Like a Cipher) takes place during the same summer as the show does, but all other arcs are set in the future.

    Update: This series is currently (and probably for the foreseeable future) going to remain unfinished.

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    All of the dwarves survive the Battle of the Five Armies, but Bilbo must return to the Shire to sort out his old life and make way for a new one in Erebor. Over one year later, Bilbo comes back to the Lonely Mountain with a recently orphaned Frodo. King Thorin isn't quite sure what to make of this new, tiny addition to his Company.

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    30 May 2018

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    Taking Bilbo Baggins, a successful movie actor who is only just getting used to the perks and intricacies of becoming A Face People Want To See, and putting him together with Thorin Oakenshield, with his very traditional (read: slightly backwards) ideas about what constitutes Real Art and Real Talent, might very well be viewed as just some clothead’s idea of a joke. But there are jokes, and then there are carefully calculated risks the size of controversial reproductions of classic Shakespearean plays - for Bilbo, it is the chance of a lifetime to prove himself to all those who have ever deemed him too one-dimensional to even attempt stage, while Thorin has the opportunity to get out of the rut that’s been hindering his career for so long now, and shine in a role worthy of his talent once again. That is if the two learn how to share the same space for more than ten minutes without wanting to tear each other’s hair out. The course of true love never did run smooth, after all…

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    18 May 2018

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    King Thorin II of Erebor has never taken a spouse, and rumors abound that his heart was once broken by someone he has never been able to get over. Thorin insists that he is perfectly happy focusing on his kingdom and family.

    Professor Bilbo Baggins of Hobbiton College has made quite a name for himself as a scholar of Hobbit history and the relations between his own race and the others of Middle Earth. He is quite content to live out his days quietly with his books and his research, not catching anyone's attention and certainly not having any more adventures, of the heart or otherwise.

    A ten-day academic conference at Erebor University might change all that.

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    10 May 2018

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    “Welcome to Malibu, city of the rich and beautiful. Welcome to a very special treat, dear viewers. Welcome to this year’s incredible season of The Bachelor, a real treat with a beloved celebrity trying to find the one person for them in our show’s one-season Tony Stark Edition! I am Zoe Calliero and today I am granting you an exclusive first look at the hot new location where a very special group of people will fight for the attention and interest of the world’s most famous genius, billionaire, playboy and philanthropist superhero. After saving the world with the Avengers, Iron Man’s alter ego had surprised everyone with his announcement of downshifting his participation in the world-saving business in favor of concentrating on his private life. Will our help be what he needs to find Mister Right? Yes, you heard right, we have an exclusive all-male cast participating, but I am not allowed to say more just yet. The surprise will be even bigger when the contestants are officially announced, believe me. Now, come along for a first view at Tony Stark’s bachelor Malibu house.”

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    09 May 2018

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    Bilbo was not a fool, and he was not mad, and this Thorin was not real.

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    08 May 2018