metonymy

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    Inspired by Amy's post on tumblr, "Okay but what if Carmen Sandiego, on her quest to steal national monuments, kidnapped Captain America." I just took it to its logical conclusion: but what if in her quest to steal national monuments, she seduced Captain America.

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    John Blake: bad at feelings, good at justice.

    Barbara Gordon: better than you at everything. Her kinks include books, justice, and boys in black and blue.

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    Kitty Pryde and Erik Lehnsherr celebrate the Jewish holidays, in an alternate timeline inspired mostly by comics canon but with a bit of movieverse here and there as well.

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    The civil war is over. Ravka is ruled by King Nikolai, and with him, working to unite and not tear asunder, rule Sankta Alina of the Sun and the Starless Saint, who, it is said, has been fettered and bound to the will of Sol Koroleva-- yet, truth is often stranger than rumor...

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    13 May 2021

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    Before she touched it, Leora closed her eyes and whispered a small truth to the golem: "I googled my foot pain thing, and I think I might be developing bunions?"

    It was a tiny truth -- nothing like enough to breathe a golem to life -- but it was still important to be respectful. She might not come from a long line of golemkraft practitioners, but some traditions were there for a reason.

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    24 Apr 2021

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    (a series of linked ficlets & oneshots about, well, what it says on the tin)

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    01 Mar 2020

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    He shrugs. "My honor has been maligned, I have to--"

    "Your honor is in your dick?"

    "Oh, it's not just my dick," he tells her, his grin going wicked. "It's also my hands, my tongue, my--"

    "Stop." She waves her hands in front of her, trying to ward off the images that are suddenly flickering through her brain like a pornographic slideshow.

    He crosses his arms over his chest, making his biceps bulge in a way that she's positive is intentional. "All I'm saying is that I bet I could get you screaming my name. And you obviously know I'm right, since you're too chicken to let me."

    Brienne grits her teeth. She is absolutely not going to fool around with her semi-drunk, rebounding best friend and roommate because he dared her to. She is not. She is--

    "Fine," she snaps. "Give it your best shot."

    Or, "Fucking Your Way To Feelings in Five Weeks or Less"

    ETA: Follow-up chapter added 5/2/2020

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    21 Feb 2020

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    In 1943, small-town slugger Brienne Tarth is recruited to play for Tywin Lannister’s newest business venture: the All-American Girls Professional Baseball League. There, she meets Jaime, a maimed former Major League pitcher who’s been talked into managing one of his father’s teams. She can't stand her arrogant coach, and he is definitely not interested in his annoyingly principled star player. They don't like each other at all, really...until they do.

    Loosely inspired by "A League of Their Own," with slightly less baseball and lots more love story.

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    17 Jan 2020