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    The cat was a short-haired, light grey tabby with a few white markings--a cat you might walk right past without noticing, but once you did notice…. "Hey, you clean up pretty good," Clint said. He could almost swear the cat preened at the words, sticking his head up at a regal angle. Then he wrinkled up his nose and sneezed, shaking his head in annoyance, and Clint laughed for the third time in as many minutes.

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    08 Jul 2019

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    Let us by all means cherry pick the hell out of MCU canon. And throw in some Fraction Hawkeye, too, BECAUSE WE DESERVE IT.

    This is delightful. It's all of the fun Avengers things and none of the stupid ones. Plus Carol and Goose, because they improve every story by being in it. :D

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    Toby Williams is a wizard. With that revelation, Sarah is plunged back into the world of magic.

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    18 Apr 2019

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    18 Apr 2019

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    Every single character in this is a beautiful disaster. Except Pizza Dog, who is obviously always perfect.

    So, like, Clint isn't incapable of being a good landlord, exactly. He just knows what his strengths are. Shooting things? Strength. Surviving falls? Strength. Being a badass and kicking Evil’s ass? Strength. Home improvement? Not a strength. He breaks more than he fixes. Forbes Magazine actually did a piece on how much shit he breaks. Helicopters. The Port of New York. Baltimore. He’s pretty sure none of his tenants read that article.

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    Phil’s fully aware that he is an imperfect person. His flaws are many and countless. He’s private and emotionally unavailable. He’s not trusting. He’s pathologically incapable of not meddling. He’s secretive. He doesn’t know when to give up. He once did a thing that later had to be blamed on a meteor because impact crater, and satellite footage, oops, but if they didn’t want people to push that button they shouldn’t have made it to begin with.

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    Hardison starts a live-stream for Dragon Age to show off his new mods. And he kicks ass. But his viewers are actually a bit more concerned about the angry guy in the background of his videos, and the blond chick who keeps peering through his windows.

    "Is this some kind of performance art," asks peskytroll341.

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    21 Feb 2019

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    The hunter is a monster, a titan, not a boy.
    This is a fact he has known for as long as he has lived in the forest, for as long he can remember.
    The forest is quiet but for the crooning of birds, the rush of misty water into the hidden valleys and the deep lumbering steps of his kin.
    That is until the day that changes everything. The day the humans came. The day he saw his human for the first time.
    One the hunter will never forget.

    "The newest arrival was a 15 meter but quite unlike any Titan they had ever seen. It was thin and lean with muscles on its muscles. Sunken eyes sharp and glowing, really glowing, green over a hooked nose. Lipless serrated teeth formed a strange mocking Cheshire smile as it looked at them. It then fell to it's haunches and propelled itself forward with truly frightening speed.
    Cries of panic ran through the squadron as they attempted to spur the exhausted horses even faster. This panic gave way to shock however when the green eyed Titan pivoted, rapidly changing direction and barreling into the group of Titans, toppling them over like wooden bowl pins.
    There was a moment of silence in the squad then-
    "WHAAAAT?!" Exclaimed Hanji in extreme disbelief."

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    08 Nov 2018

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    Matilda turns hacker, impresses Tony Stark, and fails to be swayed by Charles Xavier.

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    10 Oct 2018

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    MATILDA. <3

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    When life gives you lemons, remind it that you have nitroglycerin. Poor fucker never stood a chance.

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    18 Sep 2018

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    Absolutely the best Bakugou characterization I've ever read, and his relationships with everyone were perfect.

    But OCHAKO WAS THE REAL MVP. <3 God I can so see her growing into this amazing person--always halfway between genuine love and concern and just, just flat-out trolling. BEST.

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    In which Takashi comes into the Fujiwaras' lives much earlier on.

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    06 Aug 2018

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    In which Natsume gets the life he absolutely deserves, and it makes you cry for happiness but also sadness because you keep remembering canon. WHY, WORTHLESS RELATIVES. WHY.

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    Katsuki sits cross-legged, clearly in no hurry to go anywhere. “What’s your name? I’m –”

    “I know who you are,” he cuts him off, then blushes, then hates himself for both those things. Katsuki looks surprised, and Yuri can’t think as to why. He’s a nationally ranked figure skater. He’s Yuri’s favorite figure skater.

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    Yuuri and Yuri become friends and Viktor develops a crush.

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    13 Mar 2018

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    Yuri Plisetsky glares at him with all the righteousness five year olds possess, and says in heavily accented and clumsy English. “Be more gooder, stupid!”

    And then he storms out in a sweep of blond hair and blue and red lights from his Sketchers.

    (Or: in which Yuri Plisetsky is Victor Nikiforov's bratty five-year-old and nothing is the same.)

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    08 Mar 2018

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    The stray picks up a stray.

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    17 Jan 2018

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    Sam: "He seems to be doing better, right?...Except for the part where he's apparently using an alien ice monster for a therapy dog."

    XD

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    11 Oct 2017

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    There is at least one family that appreciates Pitch exactly the way he is. Bless.

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    The downside of a single man mission was boredom. Boredom had led to tinkering, and tinkering had accidentally led to what ended up being the most advanced AI system to be born.

    Unfortunately, said AI was an asshole.

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    06 Oct 2017

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    Yuri Plisetsky was recovering from a bad fall and had been drafted into playing announcer.

    It was guaranteed to be the greatest ice show ever.

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    13 Jul 2017

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    This is THE MOST ADORABLE RIDICULOUS THING IN THE WORLD.

    Mila dumped him in a chair and jammed a headset on him.

    "Fuck," Yuri said quietly, wide-eyed. "Fuuuuuu—"

    "THERE ARE CHILDREN," Morooka barked. "SO MANY CHILDREN."

    "Oh shi—godda—cra—I mean right. Right. Children," Yuri sputtered. "This thing isn't on yet, right?"

    "This is going to be amazing," Phichit said, tears stinging his eyes.

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    "Best press conference ever," the Japanese Nationals silver medalist says when asked. “Ten out of ten, would medal again.”

    "I would die for Katsuki-kun," Minami declares, with terrifying sincerity.

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    13 Jul 2017

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    In which Yuuri is forced to have a dance-off at a press conference in order to save Minami from himself, and yet is still convinced that this is all, all Victor's fault.

    EVERY CHARACTER IS PERFECT.

    Mila considers the evening to be a great success. And not only because she was clever enough to have Anya film Victor and Yuri's reactions to the video.

    They post it online later that night, inciting a flurry of similar videos from other skaters around the world. Mila reblogs Otabek's twice: he watches the entire breakdance blank-faced, and then turns to whoever's filming him, says, “Yuuri Katsuki, everyone,” and slow-claps expressionlessly for a solid thirty seconds.

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    "I don't mess with the fae," Otabek says.

    "I'm not asking you to mess with them," JJ flat-out lies.

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    04 Jul 2017

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    As with everything Fahye writes, this is deeply weird and completely delightful. Excellent bonus art. Also Otabek is HILARIOUS.

     

    "Yuri dips his fingers into the bowl full of Otabek's blood. His face shifts from horrified to fastidious, but he submerges his hand entirely to the wrist, and then past it, far deeper than the bowl itself. He pauses when the blood is nearly lapping at his elbow, and his mouth tightens with satisfaction.

    He pulls his hand clear in a single smooth motion, and with it comes a sword, silver and slim and suffused with a glow that seems to burn away the dripping red.

    Otabek stares at it. He doesn't know what to say. That's a more concrete metaphor than I was expecting?"

    :D :D :D

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    Unemployed librarian Bobby Dismas isn't sure how Leverage found him or what they want with him, but apparently it has something to do with his conspiracy theory website about Roy Chappel (and Kenneth Crane, and Jacques Labert).

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    26 Jan 2017

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    "I'm very, very sorry," he said. "Very sorry. I didn't think you were like...a real person because...everything you do is just so weird! I'm sorry!" he added, aware he was insulting the man during his apology. "Did you, uh, did you -- oh God, did you fly me out here to kill me?"

    "What? No!" the man looked bewildered. "We flew you out here to offer you a job!"

    "I don't even know what you do!" Bobby said. Wailed, a little. Just a little.

    The man pinched the bridge of his nose and muttered "Dammit, Hardison."

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    (aka 'how to survive endless rebirth with your so-called soulmate')

    Harry and Tom’s souls are tied together. Which is why they’re in this endless loop of rebirth.

    At some point, they stopped caring and just started fucking with people.

    (cracky humor with a hint of seriousness and plot, my specialty)

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    10 Jan 2017

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    There may be such a thing as too much perspective. THEY'RE THE BEST TROLLS EVER TO TROLL, THOUGH.

    “You know what I forgot,” Harry started conversationally.

    “A lot of things, I believe,” Tom replied without missing a beat.

    “I got my Hogwarts letter,” Harry pressed on, ignoring the former Dark Lord, “And my booklist. Gilderoy Lockhart. Defense Against the Dark Arts.”

    “Don’t remember him.”

    “Good for you.” Harry rolled his eyes. “So like, can I borrow your basilisk?”

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    From snkkink.

    On the night of their graduation, the 104th recruits have a wild celebration and get drunk. Really drunk. None more drunk than Those Three. (And they are crazy drunks.)

    The last anyone sees of them, they are in full 3DMG and hurtling themselves off Wall Rose, screaming something about seeing the ocean.

    The next morning, the hangover is impressive, three graduates are missing, and a path of destruction leads away from Wall Rose.

    As for Armin, Eren and Mikasa, they wake up at the ocean. They're not sure how they got there, but getting back is one hell of an adventure. There may have been some cults founded. Armin might be an evil mastermind. And, hey, Eren can turn into a Titan. That might just be the least weird part.

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    04 Oct 2016

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    What why WAT.

    A M A Z I N G.

    Man, poor Erwin. Of all the people involved in this special, special adventure, he was the least prepared. XD

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    Levi declares a one-man war on the sorry state of the military's pants (because whoever decided white was a good color for them was clearly an imbecile). Erwin is worried.

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    30 Sep 2016

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    This is somehow a completely hilarious and yet totally believable fic SET IN THE CANON UNIVERSE. How. HOW.

    <3 <3 <3

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