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    THE SHAMAN AND THE EXORCIST

    Seokjin doesn't believe in ghosts. Which would cause a huge uproar if everyone knew since he's kind of a big deal at his university; he's a shaman who protects people from evil spirits. He doesn't remember where he got the idea to do this from, all he knows is that superstitious people pay good money.

    Namjoon does believe in ghosts. Better yet, he can see them and he can expel them. But there's a certain phoney shaman at his university who's stealing all his clients in his exorcism business, and he's not happy about it because haunted people pay good money.

    So what do they do? Figure out whose closet is holding all the skeletons, of course.

     

    THE INVISIBLE WORLD

    Jeongguk believes in ghosts. Which is starting to cause problems because he's the only one who has fallen in love with the invisible world, and everyone around him only wants what's best for him. He doesn't know why he's so enamoured, all he knows is that some secrets are taken to the grave, and some are taken beyond that.

    So what does he do? He takes a step into his closet full of skeletons, of course.

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    Jeongguk woos Seokjin the only way he knows how: by treating it like an otome game.

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    30 Jan 2020

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    Seokjin nearly drops his laptop with how forcefully he turns it to show Taehyung. He jabs his finger at the screen. “Look!”

    Taehyung leans forward, squinting. “Oh. Wow, RapMonster’s good. Weren’t we on top like, just a week ago?”

    Seokjin sputters. “Good? Good? Taehyung, need I remind you that this is our mortal enemy? The bane of my existence? The root of all evil? The reason I look at myself in the mirror every morning and have the faintest doubt about my perfection as a human specimen?”

    or: namjoon and seokjin have been sworn rivals ever since they tied for first in a Mario Kart competition.

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    20 Jan 2020

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    It's late, Namjoon's heart is racing with the stress of an imminent-but-yet-unstarted-essay, his backpack is leaking feminist theory papers throughout the streets of Sinchon, and Cafe Namu is always open. You can do the math on this one.

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    07 Dec 2019

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    Seokjin is not looking for a relationship – he’s been there, done that, lesson learned. So when he somehow ends up in a fuck buddy arrangement with supposed one-night-stand Namjoon, he knows that he needs to handle the fling without emotionally compromising himself. He’s definitely got this! (Dear reader, he did not have it.)

    Namjoon dropped the used condom onto the floor – gross – and said, “So, you have issues with sex.”

    Seokjin blinked at the virtual stranger whose bed he was in. “What the fuck? No, I don’t.” He processed the words. “Hey! Fuck you!”

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    18 Jan 2019

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    An introspective reflection on the nature of infatuation, flowers, and Seokjin.

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    18 Jan 2019

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