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    It’s Clint who bravely breaks the silence by clearing his throat. “So, uh,” he says, “did all of you just get kissed by Captain America, or did I totally hallucinate that because I haven’t had my caffeine shot yet?”

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    25 Oct 2018

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    I’m pretty low on funds and need to make ends meet this month, Barnes types slowly into a new post three days later. I’m taking commissions for hits in the New York City area.

    Will Not Kill: Captain America or other Avengers.
    Will partially refund payment if target turns out to be HYDRA.
    Will not go to Jersey. No dismemberment or killing children.
    Message for negotiations and payment details.

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    06 Sep 2018

  3. Rec 15

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    Coffee, $3.99. Mocha, $4.99. Sam’s Unrequited Fucking Love, more than even Tony Stark can pay.

    But he would never give it up for the world.

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    15 Dec 2017

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    “I have questions,” Valkyrie says.

    “I don’t want to answer them,” Bruce replies.

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    15 Dec 2017

  5. Rec 19

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    Since Romanov got promoted, no one’s been able to stick with Barton more than a couple of months. Until Kate, anyway.

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    01 Oct 2017