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    “Isn’t this nice?” says Aziraphale with badly feigned casualness the next time Crowley stops by for a late night drink.

    Crowley is all set to reply, words lined up in his mouth waiting to go, when Aziraphale adds,

    “I mean, all of the books and furniture and bottles of wine and things?”

     

     

    Aziraphale nests. Crowley relearns some crucial facts about angelic courtship rituals.

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    23 Oct 2019

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    “Maybe you’re getting sick,” I say.
    “I don’t get sick,” Baz says.
    “Because you’re a vampire?”
    “No.”

    8th year AU inspired by the Hanahaki Disease trope.

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    08 Oct 2019

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    Sometimes, a family is a demonic nanny, an angelic cook, and a kid who isn't actually the Antichrist.

    Or: Crowley helps Aziraphale secure a different position at the Dowling Estate.

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    02 Oct 2019

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    Aziraphale and Crowley pretend to be husband and wife to accompany the Dowlings on a vacation in the South Downs. It goes just as well as one might expect.

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    14 Aug 2019

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    i'm spilling wine in the bathtub
    you kiss my face and we're both drunk
    everyone thinks that they know us
    but they know nothing about
    all of this silence and patience
    pining and anticipation
    my hands are shaking from holding back from you

    // taylor swift, "dress"

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    21 Jun 2019