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  1. Public Bookmark 7

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    What if Deirdre hadn’t gone into labor a week before her due date?  What if it hadn’t been the Youngs in Room Three?  What if with Voldemort on the look out for a child born as the seventh month dies the Potters thought it would be safest to bring Lilly to the muggle world for her delivery?  What if they and their son were the ones in room three?  What if the power the Dark Lord knows not is that Harry Potter is the Anti-Christ? What will happen eleven years later when the hellhound is released?

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    Its Harry Potter's eleventh birthday and there is a hound looking for him.

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    13 Nov 2019

  2. Public Bookmark 40

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    There was a squeak by his foot, and Crowley cracked one eye open to see the rat from before sitting in front of him, clutching a small, tarnished key in its mouth. Crowley blinked.

    “Huh,” he said. He was used to his schemes coming back to bite him in the ass, but this was the first time something demonic he had done seemed like it would actually end up helping him. The rat squeaked and then scurried up his arm, depositing the key to his manacles into his hand before returning to the floor.

    “Well,” Crowley murmured, a plan forming in his mind as his fingers curled around the key. He snapped his fingers, freeing himself with a miracle, and collapsed with a grateful sigh to sit properly on the floor. “Now,” he said, looking at the rat in front of him with a sharp smile. “How many friends might you have on this ship?”

     

    [Over the years, Crowley's made some furry friends. Having an army of rats comes in handy, sometimes]

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    12 Nov 2019

  3. Public Bookmark 18

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    They never talked about it.
    Hadn't done so for 6000 years.
    Until they did.

    Talk about a Hell of a timing.

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    08 Nov 2019

  4. Public Bookmark 94

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    That was her nanny. Her son’s dowdy, sunglasses-wearing nanny, who dressed like a Victorian dominatrix and towered over both Harriet and Thaddeus. And she was wearing the slutty black gown that Harriet hadn’t had the courage to try on herself.

    “Oh my God,” she heard herself say.

    The nanny and her gentleman friend both turned to her, surprise blooming across their faces.

    “Oh shit,” said the gentleman friend, which was rich coming from the human incarnation of a marshmallow.

     

    Or, Harriet Dowling makes a deal with—well, not quite the devil.

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    07 Nov 2019

  5. Public Bookmark 21

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    Comedy: Aziraphale has an embarrassing little problem when he gets angry.
    Inspired by a funny post and requested on the "ineffable husbands" facebook group.

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    07 Nov 2019