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  1. Prison Break (21)
  2. Supernatural (17)
  3. Numb3rs (TV) (16)
  4. Farscape (11)
  5. Push (2009) (11)

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    The misadventures of former Dark Brotherhood member, Dak, and the friend she made on the prison ship, Jiub.

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    Sam Winchester survived the EMP, but the Manticore runaways?

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    Instead of sending the Manticore children north to Canada, Max decides to keep them.

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    Michael, Veronica, and Lincoln didn't have easy lives, but they had each other.

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    There are the warlocks of Ipswich...and there are witches.

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    Richie Tozier's taken up writing his own material for once, and it could absolutely ruin him

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    18 Sep 2021

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    “Richie has always been more trouble than he’s worth,” Eddie grumbles, crossing his arms over his chest.

    “On the contrary,” Stan tells him, “Richie has always been precisely the correct amount of trouble to be worthwhile. I’m not saying the ratio didn’t dip in and out of his favor at times, but generally speaking, Richie has always been just worth the trouble he is.”

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    Vanishing Act
    Trashmouth Productions 
    ★★★★½ (10,687 ratings)

    Parental Advisory – Explicit Content
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    Vanishing Act is a weekly true crime podcast hosted by comedian Richie Tozier. Each season, Tozier explores the details of a different missing person case, with assistance from guest informant Eddie Kaspbrak. Vanishing Act has been running since summer 2013 and is on its third season.

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    17 Sep 2021

  3. Public Bookmark 31

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    Retired from the Marines and years away from serving with Nate Fick, Brad meets him again on slightly different terrain.

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    16 Sep 2021

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    It's not Richie's fault that he talks about his boyfriend a lot.

    OK, it is. But that doesn't mean he's about to stop any time soon.

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    08 Sep 2021

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    My boyfriend is a tiny man and he’s full of rage! Don’t come for him, or he’ll bite your kneecaps! Or, well, don’t come for me, I guess. Fuck. That’s cute. I owe him so much dick for this.

  5. Public Bookmark 82

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    “It’s another one of your stupid harem plots,” he said. He pointed his fan at the flower, still floating innocently in the middle of the pond. “Recognize that? It’s the Flower of Changing Perspective.”

    Shang Qinghua said, “Uh…”

    “Or,” said Cucumber-bro with poisonous calm, “it could be the Lotus Blossom of the Second Moon. The Lily of Destined Love. The Freesia of Everlasting Horniness.”

    ...Shang Qinghua was pretty certain that last one was made up.

    Cucumber-bro’s voice was tight in a way that Shang Qinghua had come to recognize though. He wasn’t even close to being done yelling. In the beginning Shang Qinghua had tried to defend himself; now, he just accepted that something about Cucumber-bro calling him pathetic and insulting his intelligence really worked for his dick.

    “The point I’m making,” Cucumber-bro was saying, “is that all these flowers have something in common.”

    Or: Shen Qingqiu loses his dick and has to fuck to get it back. Shang Qinghua volunteers as tribute.
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    01 Sep 2021