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    Everything Bilbo knows about curses says that being chained to a dwarf and dragged into an adventure because of it should not be enjoyable.
    It certainly shouldn’t be fun.

    Though it’s probably because no one would describe fighting wraiths, dragons, darkness from the north, and shiny stones as fun.

    Adventures are really just a lot more complicated than Bilbo had ever been aware of.

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    06 Aug 2015

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    Language barrier fic, brilliantly done, wonderful characters and relationships. Bagginshield is beautiful and young Frodo is fantastic.

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    “Would you want to fuck him?” Dwalin breathed against the side of Bilbo’s neck as he ground the Hobbit down on his now aching dick. “Or would you just be looking to have him take you? You seem to like this. Imagine how much better it would be if it was Thorin rubbing against you.”

    Wherein Dwalin and Bilbo are both in love with Thorin and we end up with scenes like the above.

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    03 Jul 2015

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    hot wonderful ot3 smut. <3

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    In the year 3019 of the Third Age of Middle-earth, Thorin Oakenshield and the last members of Bilbo's Resistance make a final, desperate stand at Mordor in an attempt to destroy the Ring of Power. . . but very little goes according to plan, and Eru Ilúvatar is not exactly ready to allow Thorin Oakenshield the peace he so sorely misses.

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    03 Jun 2015

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    Seriously if you are not reading this, you should be. Best thing ever

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    In a reclaimed Erebor, Bilbo insists on taking charge of cooking for the Company at their monthly evenings together. Bilbo is an excellent, and very passionate cook. This leads to Thorin realizing exactly what he is hungry for....

     

    Shameless Food Porn that devolves rapidly into Shameless Smut.
    Written for this prompt: “Bilbo makes sex noises while cooking until Thorin is overcome and ravishes him.”

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    16 Apr 2015

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    I LOVE THIS FIC! I was deperately in need some cheering up whilst writing angst and Strivingartist delivered in spades. *luffs*

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    The up-side of being unceremoniously shoved seventy-nine (approximately) years into his past, Bilbo mused, was that at least he got the chance to murder his stupid adorable husband before, and also because, he went and got himself killed. Or... something.

    In which Bilbo is pretty sure this is all Elrond's fault but is determined to see the hallucination through, and Thorin is just confused.

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    29 Mar 2015

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    OMG!