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    Harry's lonely in the aftermath of his divorce. Except for the weekends that he has the kids, Harry's cooking gourmet meals for one in his big, empty farmhouse, with only his seven cats for company.

    Until, that is, Harry finds Al and Lily playing with Scorpius Malfoy in the front yard, and learns that Draco Malfoy is his closest wizarding neighbor. Oh, and also, Harry's favorite cat is stolen (multiple times!) by someone who had the audacity to put a sparkly pink collar on her, with a nametag that reads "Plumeria Seraphin Snugglybug". These things (Malfoy and the cat-snatching) may or may not be related.

    Featuring: a cat-loving Harry who loves to cook, has playdates with Pansy Parkinson, and tends to rap when he's wasted, and good-dad Draco Malfoy who's still a prat, albeit an irritatingly attractive and charming one.

    Also featuring: a slew of adorable children, a stolen cat named Stormy, copious amounts of sexual tension, divorce betting pools, amoral yet charismatic Slytherins, peeping-tom Harry, foot massages given while under the influence, Harry's first time with a bloke, and did I mention cats?

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    19 Apr 2021

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    At her breaking point, Narcissa risks everything and follows a hunch she has on Severus Snape to save Draco from the Dark Lord constant torture. That’s how Draco Malfoy ends up waking up in a tent in the middle of nowhere, Potter, Weasley and Granger perched over him, his wrists bound to an old camping cot and his wand nowhere to be found.

    His mother had exchanged his life for a cup, a stupid cup, entrusting him to their helpless enemies.

    She had clearly lost her mind.

    ‘It’s not just a cup’ said Granger gritting her teeth.

    ‘It’s not just a cup’ Draco repeated mocking her.

    ‘This is going to be a disaster’ muttered Potter massaging his temples.

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    19 Apr 2021

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    Tony is struggling with Kate's death, his job at NCIS, and the fact that none of his relationships seem to work out. Enter JJ, Paula Cassidy's cousin.

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    17 Apr 2021

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    Stiles looks down, fiddling with his pen when the bell goes again and he’s startled when Derek sits down opposite him.

    “Go sit at that empty seat over there,” Derek looks up and tells the guy whose chair he just rudely stole.

    The guy looks down at Derek like he wants to argue but Derek stares him down (stares him up?) until the guy walks off muttering something about rules being there for a reason under his breath.

    “What the hell are you doing?” Stiles says incredulously. “Where did you even get those?”

    In the nine minutes they’ve been apart, Derek’s managed to acquire two wine glasses and an expensive looking bottle of red.

    Derek pours them both a drink.

    “This whole set up is awful,” Derek tells him pointedly, holding a glass out.

    “No it’s not. You’re not making the best of it,” Stiles frowns but he takes the glass that Derek’s offering him regardless.

    What? He’s rather into his red wine lately, he’s not about to cut off his nose to spite his Derek. His face. He means his face.

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    16 Apr 2021

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    Two years after Scott becomes Alpha and Derek gives it up for Cora, Stiles gets hurt during a fight and ends up in a coma for two weeks. According to the nurse, a guy has been visiting him every day and, as much as he wishes it were Derek, it sounds a lot like Scott. Except he and Scott aren't even friends anymore.

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    13 Apr 2021