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  1. Summary

    Personal challenge to write as many tropes as I can before the end of the year.

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    Actually, this series shouldn't have been about werewolves. It kind of... slipped?

    In any case, in this duology I explore Bond and Q's relationship after they've been in an intimate one and broke up (sort of).

    Simply put: I'm trying to find reasons why they could work as an item. Again.

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    In the end I made them into a series, because what started as a nice sabriel gift fic turned into a series of Sabrifer sequels.

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  5. Summary

    This series' title has little to no correlation to the works in it! XD
    I consider it a sort of an inside joke. R knows it :)

    The works in here are time stamps from Crowley and Azzi's life together. It is also my, shall we say, debut into the genderswap and femslash world ^^
    This fandom has a terrible lack of works in this category, and I felt the need to add my contribution to it! ^^

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  1. Public Bookmark 51

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    If you wish to bless your home, you leave a bowl of milk for your brownie. You hang iron over a baby's cradle to keep the fairies from snatching them away. To please a puca, you leave the last berries of fall for them to enjoy. But beware, little one, of wolves and especially wolves that rise on two legs and walk among us. Remember. Remember.

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    20 Sep 2019

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    “I don’t know about you, but if I were on a date with a sexy, doe-eyed, missionary-for-the-Lord looking twink and he started talkin’ to me about wood, I’d probably offer to take him on an exclusive tour of IKEA’s bedroom section right about now.”

    In which Peter’s blind date goes better than expected through the excessive use of wood euphemisms.

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    08 Sep 2019

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    “You know, angel. Sometimes I think we’ve been bearing witness to a very great love affair, and we didn’t even notice.”

    or: an angel and a demon fall in love. but a bookshop and a bentley do it first.

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    23 Aug 2019

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    "I'm in a bit of a pickle, my dear," Aziraphale said over the telephone.

    Crowley was seized by immediate fury. Not even a decade, and they're at it again, he thought viciously. You'd think they'd be embarrassed enough to stay out of things for a few centuries at least, after botching the apocalypse like that.

    "Who's done something to you?" hissed Crowley.

    "Ah," said Aziraphale, in the quiet tone of someone who didn't mean to learn someone else's secrets and was mildly sheepish about it. "This crossword clue -- I'm stuck -- 1980s French fencer, thought you might know. It's eight letters and has a Q in it."

    "Trinquet," Crowley snapped, in the tone of someone who had revealed one of his secrets and was annoyed about it.


    An account pertaining to the cultivation of figs, the ecstasy of St. Theresa of Avila, the ontological uncertainty of mammoths, the nature of temptation, 2001: A Space Odyssey, and the ten years following the end of the world.

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    23 Aug 2019

  5. Rec 89

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    6,000-odd years is a long time to evolve a romantic relationship, but as a near-immortal being, Crowley had patience. True, they had lost momentum right around reaching the Speaking Looks and Meaningful Gestures stage, but at the time Crowley had been more or less content to let things idle.

    Now, he was determined to shift things back into gear, and that gear was Explicitly Romantic Physical Expressions of Affection.

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    16 Aug 2019

    Bookmarker's Notes

    This needs to be read.
    Again.
    And again.
    And again.
    And again.