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    Tony has always wanted to try calling a number on the inside of a bathroom stall, just to see what happened. So when he sees ‘for a good time call...’ followed by a number while taking a shit he figures why the hell not? It wasn’t like he was known for being the most… rational person on the planet.

    “Hello?” the voice on the other end says. Tony stares at it for a second in shock, “hello?” the person asks again.

    “Uh, not gunna lie, I wasn’t expecting to get this far,” Tony says.

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    29 Nov 2019

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    Funny and sweet, and also a lot of great discussion of the spectrums/varieties of sexuality and romantic love.

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    I, Phillip [REDACTED] Coulson, presently of the District of Columbia, being of sound mind, declare this my last will and testament.
    And is it ever a doozy....

    Clint is bequeathed the world's oddest safe deposit box, goes off to find out who Phil really was, and maybe just finds Phil again.

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    15 Apr 2018

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    "You should have sex with other people," Q says once.

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    08 Apr 2018

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    From a prompt on Norsekink: "Instead of a prison for Loki, Odin casts an old and little-used spell on him. The spell is designed to turn a person into what they are at heart: good people become glorious, cruel people become hideous.

    Everyone expects him to become a hideous old man or some such. So it rather ruins Odin's punishment when the result is a being made of ice and fire and light, covered in the cruel wounds of loss and deep pain but still more beautiful than anyone in all the Nine.

    Because seriously, Loki had the patience of a saint to not burn the whole palace down years ago and a nearly endless font of loyalty to fight alongside either Odin or Thor considering how he was treated."

    I hope I did it justice.

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    21 Oct 2017

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    01 Sep 2017

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    the best. the end.

    p.s. the best